She began to visibly sweat as she was brought before the Guide.
"Oh, sir has found delicacy," said the Guide, stopping as he put a final shovelfull of dirt into the Gojira Spring. "Guide has worked up appetite too. Guide knows recipe for Sweet & Sour Rabbit."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" said a panicked and now struggling Shampoo. She didn't want to be eaten.
"There is Spring Of Drowned Bunny, but never see rabbit this color before," said the Guide. "Maybe this one come from Spring Of Drowned Bunny."
Shampoo nodded her head very very rapidly.
"Ah, sirs, I make joke, yes?" said the Guide, pulling out two knives and moving towards a whetstone.
"Gruff gruff gruff," laughed Genma, heading towards a pot of boiling oil.
The panic fell away from Shampoo. Instead it was RAGE filling her. A red film descended over her vision, and had anyone looked at her eyes they would have seen them turning a bright arterial-blood red.
TWIST SLASH CHOMP RIP!
"GRUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!" cried out Genma as cuts and slash marks started appearing all over his fur.
(KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL) was the only thought going through Shampoo's head. She tried repeatedly to go for the throat only to have Genma, who WAS pretty good at martial arts, keep her away from various vital areas. It didn't protect his arms and legs though since that was what he was using to block her.
"AIYAHHHHHHHHHH! That one seriously pissed off rabbit, uh oh," said the Guide, suddenly aware that calling attention to himself had not been the brightest move.
LEAP went the deadly rabbit, bouncing off the stomach of the panda to LEAP bounce off a mound of dirt to LEAP head directly for the Guide.
The Guide was a little surprised that instead of being a cute little meal-to-be, that this rabbit seemed to be entirely glowing red eyes and teeth and claws connected by some purplish fur. He noticed this as he was scrambling wildly away.
CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL was Shampoo's thoughts at the time. She was submerged beneath pure bloodlust, there was nothing else left.
Genma looked up from his wound inspection to see the RABBIT FROM HELL cut the Guide off from the hut. Genma made a run for it, unfortunately attracting the monster's attention.
The rabbit changed course, the big one's blood tasted so good, so tasty. His fear so satisfying.
Genma changed course, grabbed up the pot and angled it to catch the rabbit. SPLASH!
Spotting the lid, Genma tried to reach for it and slam it shut over the deadly beast.
"AIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (THAT HOT HOT HOT)!" said a naked girl with red and blistering skin, running around the clearing.
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