GojiRanma: Just a cute little ball of fluff - FROM HELL! [Episode 166270]

by Kestral

"Okay," said Cologne as she looked over the crowd in front of her. The crowd behind her running a translation in Chinese she ignored. "Let me see if I have this straight. You, Ranma Saotome, fell in Spring Of Drowned Gojira and now turn into a four meter tall Gojira with cold water. Hot turns you back."

Ranma nodded.

"You, the father who came up with this training trip - fell in Spring Of Drowned Panda and now turn into a panda with cold water, return to your normal form with hot water," continued Cologne.

Genma nodded.

"You, the Jusenkyo Guide, have filled in the Gojira Spring and the Gamera Spring, but not before someone fell in the Gamera Spring and apparently has fled the country," continued Cologne.

"That so. Has been terrible tragic day," agreed the Guide.

"When Gamera flew off, he dropped Gojira, who came down on one end of the tournament log, causing Shampoo to be thrown several miles and end up splashing down in one of the Cursed Springs - a new one which turns her into a carnivorous rabbit with a considerable appetite."

"Yes," said the Guide and Genma simultaneously, both looking nervously at the purple haired girl.

"I see," said Cologne. "Meanwhile, I have had to chain Mao Yin in place to keep her from finding out if there are more kaiju springs."

"(Can demonstrate curses)?" asked Mao.

"Hmph," said Dowel, throwing a bucket of water. "(Let's see these curses...?)"

Gojira hmphed and lowered his head.

The panda screamed as something seized his fluffy cotton tail in very sharp teeth. CHOMP!CHOMP!CHOMP!

The Guide ran as if that would save him.

Cologne started a kettle heating, noting that the fire had gone out.

Genma threw the rabbit from him. CHOMP!

Dowel screamed as something sliced off a good chunk of hair and drew a thin trail of blood across her scalp.

Cologne continued to heat up the kettle as Dowel managed to throw the rabbit off of her.

Nyao blocked with her staff, only to have the rabbit start chewing THROUGH the hardwood. She looked into the feral red eyes and saw her own death.

"AAAAAAAA!" scream Nyao, throwing the staff away from her.

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(Posted Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:44)


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