“Get away from her!” Razor, a black haired male Amazon that no more than twenty, (and currently the village’s best blacksmith) shouted as he took a swipe at the vicious purple rabbit that was a great-granddaughter of the village matriarch with his zambatoh.
Shampoo’s body flailed side to side, up and down, dodging each and every one of Razor’s swipes at her. Finally, Razor turned his weapon the other way and struck forward at the rabbit with the blunt metal end of the weapon.
This only succeeded in breaking through the already brittle weapon and smashing Nyao in the face, knocking the poor girl unconscious. The bunny had jumped off just in time to hit another target.
This Amazon’s father had been a tiger that had fallen into the Spring of Drowned Man, who had bested her mother in combat, and received the kiss of marriage. As such, the long-haired redhead with black stripes had slightly pointed ears, slitted pupils, fangs, and her body was lightly furred while her tail was heavily furred and patterned nicely after her father’s origin species.
CHOMP!CHOMP!CHOMP!
And that is exactly what Shampoo clamped down on with her teeth.
“MIIIYAAAAHH!!” Tiger screamed as she ran around in circles, the violent vorpal bunny dangling around behind her as it rapidly bit down on the end of the Musk-like Amazon’s tail. All Amazons with long-handled weapons started smashing at the ground where Tiger ran, trying to hit, stab, or just SMASH the creature. They didn’t care of Xian-pu was Elder Khu-Long’s descendant. SHE WAS TRYING TO EAT THEM!
Her eyes narrowing, Cologne waved lightly at the small fire underneath the teach kettle, trying to make a larger flame. She closed her eyes and groaned as the small fire went out. =Get me another match!= She told the Healer Lilac. =Quickly!=
“MIYAAAHHHHH!” Tiger screamed and turned quickly, wincing in pain as inertia made the Vorpal bunny go forward. There was a very PAINFUL tug on her tail for a moment before the monster rabbit snapped off it, shredding off all the fur along the end of her tail and scrapping along the flesh deeply.
Amazons were dodging out of the way as soon as they saw the saw the air-borne bunny zip-lining through the crowds... that is, all the Amazons that saw it coming.
Even if they were staring at it head-on.
=Xian-pu!= Mousse cried out, for once, correct in his assumption; probably because Shampoo didn’t look like her normal self at the moment, (not that he could tell). Having been serenading a pig for the past two hours, and only realizing it wasn’t his darling Shampoo when he went to kiss her. Coming back to the main part of the village and hearing the commotion, he realized that the Tournament must be on, and Shampoo, having been victorious, was coming to claim the second thing she really wanted! Him!
Ironically, he was also right about her wanting him at the moment.
CHOMP!CHOMP!CHOMP!
“AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Mousse screamed in shock as he saw suddenly thrown onto his back from the force of being hit by a bunny, his mind slowly registering the fact he was being attacked. =Xuh-Xian-pu! Oh finally you embrace me in-OW! NO BITING! OWWW!!!”
Seeing the rather near-sighed Amazon rolling around in pain as the Vorpal Rabbit Shampoo took bites out of his outfit, and HIM, it was one Amazon that spoke up, =Everybody’s thinking it, I’m going to say it. Now that, he had coming.=
The other Amazons nodded their heads in agreement as more and more cloth of Mousse’s outfit was torn asunder from him...
...And thus, made everyone scatter as WEAPONS and other assorted paraphernalia started flying up into the air, only to come raining down upon them.
“AAAAHHHHHH!” Screamed Spice as numerous Chinese blades stabbed into the ground in a circle pattern. She managed to survive such, only to have a duck-shaped training-potty land on her head.
“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Sugar screamed at the top of her lung as she felt a few ninja-stars stab into the back of her leg, causing her to fall. Fortunately, another Amazon grabbed onto her wrists and pulled her away from the following chaos. Luck for her too, as a broad-sword stabbed into where she had been just a second ago.
“AAAHhhhh”~=HEY! MY MANGA!= Bubbles managed to shout in indignation before her stack of missing Dragon Ball Z manga landed and smacked her right in the face. The Amazon twitched a moment before crashing down.
=...Eep...= Mao Yin squeaked as she looked up and saw a large butcher’s cleaver imbed itself just scant millimeters above her head into the bamboo pole she was tied to.
*CRASH*! Went the table with the First Prize feast as one end was smashed with a large artillery cannon, sending all the food on said table flying out and raining down towards the villagers, along with weapons and such that were coming off from the screaming Myopic boy as Shampoo continued to eat him.
The large panda smiled as he raised his hands out. He caught a roast boar that came down towards him. Obviously, even in times of crisis, the Gods could see fit to bestow this dutiful father with what he had coming... or at least, that’s what Genma told himself.
“GROWF!” Genma then cried out in pain as a dagger came down quickly and stabbed right through into the middle of his right foot. Throwing his arms up into the air, and therefore, the boar with it, the panda started hopping up and down on one foot... before a banana cream pie hit in him the face.
Blinking his eyes as he felt something land on his head, Ranma reached up and took it off from atop him to see what it was. Smiling as he was now holding a roasted boar, Ranma started to snack down on it... thanks to his current body-structure, he barely registered as a small anvil that landed on his head and continued eating. He hadn’t had a bite since breakfast, and he was starving!
=Finaly,= Cologne said in relief as she and Lilac got the fire going again...
...Only to have a large pitcher of lemonade come down, the glass shattering on impact and splashing its contents into and snuffing out said fire.
Her eye twitching, Cologne held out her hand. =Another match, please, Lilac.= Seeing the woman run off, the Matriarch sighed for a moment, before shouting out after her, =AND BRING THE WHOLE BOX THIS TIME!=
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