“GRUUUUNK!!” MousseZilla cried out as the ground he was standing on gave way completely, sending him flowing down along with the downhill tidal wave heading back towards the village!
Standing atop one of the stone buildings of the village, the elder matriarch Fu Bahl looked over at her fellow Amazon elder. Realizing this was possible the end, she asked, “Can I have a puff of that?”
Toh Kah shrugged her shoulders a moment before handing the other woman her pipe. “Whatever.” Indeed, Toh Kah was well known for taking even the most trying of situations in complete stride.
Accepting the paraphernalia, Fu Bahl took a deep intake of the narcotic. Letting out a puff of smoke from her lungs, the matriarch looked rather calm. “Now that’s the stuff...”
Toh Kah only had enough time to nod her head in agreement as the wave hit the village, buildings exploding from the sheer force with which the wave hit on its initial splashdown, catching many of the poor women off-guard.
Even worse, as the tunnels made by MousseZilla were more or less acting as an irrigation system that drew its source from the valley, the entirety of the sudden deluge was made up from the waters of Jusenkyo, all cursed springs known to man and then some!
Still, the effects would be three-fold. Since they were heading away from their original springs, where the magical essence could remain stagnant and therefore, keep, as rushing water, it was losing its integrity; the curse was in effect ‘lifting’.
However, there was still a source of magic in the water, and it was able to draw upon another outside magical source to an anchor with. For the first form that the water hit had happened to be one of Jusenkyo’s cursed. This was more than enough to stabilize what magic was still in the waters, and, unfortunately, add to whatever the base curse would be.
Third, and finally, was that while a lot of curses were now stabilized, if the part of the Zilla curse was strong enough, it would be what took hold.
After around five minutes of rushing water, the part of the valley which had contained the Joketsuzoku village now lived up to its statistic of elevation being under sea-level. There was numerous bubbling for a moment, as a gentle light seemed to shine in different spots underneath the water... a glow which started to coalesced into one larger light.
And finally, the luminescence stopped. More bubbles arose, this time, along with individuals.
The first Amazon to breath the surface of the water was now of much larger stature, although definite humanoid shape. Her clothing in tatters, stretched to the limits and torn as her expanse smooth, green skin (especially where her breasts were) and spiked back would not be contained in the soft silks. Her hair, once a vibrant pink, was now a dark shade of green.
And all around, more Amazons popped up from underneath the water. A lot of them in forms similar to the first, looking like a fanboy’s rendition of a Gojira-girl. Seven foot, smooth green skin, long tails, spikey maple-leaf spines traveling along their back al the way to the expanse of the tail, green hair varying in different shades of green per person, (some even having blue-green)...
And of course, rather large and full green breasts!
However, this was not the only kind of Kaiju to appear, even though as more and more popped up, it was obvious they were be the majority. Some still had the effects of another curse going to the fore. Like Tiger, who now looked more like an anthropomorphic Tiger Kaiju than one of the Gojira-kind.
Another female Amazon, So Pu popped up in red and white spandex, wearing a silvery helmet-mask of Ultraman.
There was also the village blacksmith razor, who looked quite robotic now that he could have been a dead-ringer for Mazinger Z.
Pah Fum blinked her red compounded eyes as she looked at her hook-like hands. Even being mixed with Gigan, she still maintained many of her feminine features.
And then there was also a considerably number of green-furred catgirls that also popped up that was simply astounding.
Mao Yin stopped in her tracks, a shiver going up her spine, making the girl cringe.
“...Growf?” The panda asked before holding up a sign, [What’s your problem?]
“...Mao Yin no know why, but Mao Yin feels she miss out on something too, too good...” the blue-haired Amazon said.
“Growf!” Genma-panda flipped the sign over. [Anything would be better than being here.]
Blinking her eyes at what the panda meant, Mao Yin then looked to where the large panda was pointing. At seeing the Vorpal Bunny chew vigorously on the tip of GojiRanma-sama’s tail, she shrugged her shoulders. “Not so bad, Panda-san.”
A flip of the sign. [What?]
Grinning, Mao Yin answered, “Because Mao Yin get to be with Gojira-sama!” She let off a fangirlish giggle as she latched onto his arm in a hug.
“Greeeaaaunn...” GojiRanma grumbled, rolling his eyes. Girls.
“AIYAH!!!” The Jusenkyo Tour Guide screamed as he saw a water-fall coming down as along the mountains furthest from the now nearly dried out springs. “Is total disaster! Could not get worse!”
Turning to the freaked tour guide, Cologne decided to take her own ponderings off of punishing Mousse to point something out to him. “Yes it can...”
“HOW!?” The Tour Guide shouted, really not seeing how this could get any worse than it already was.
Raising her staff to point, she answered, “That thing ate your house.”
The pallor of his face discoloring, the Guide STARED as Kamakuras finished off the last piece of wood which HAD made up the roof of the Tour Guide’s Hut. Letting off a satisfied belch, it started to wander off slightly.
His head drooping down and his shoulders sagging, the Jusenkyo Guide mumbled, “Is truly, truly tragic day. Cannot get any worse!”
Cologne’s eyebrow twitched. “I WISH you’d stop saying that!”
“Why so?” The Jusenkyo Guide asked, feeling only self pity and abject misery.
“Because I see something coming!” Cologne shouted.
“Oh cool!” Tro-Bal shouted. “Its:”
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