"You can get anything on H-Bay," answered B'Nee.
"So that will reinforce the telepathic or at least empathic abilities," said H'll, trying to figure out what was going to be the end result. "You threw the native back along his own time axis?"
"Of course," said B'Nee.
"His hair's green," noted H'll. "He's got pointed ears too. Wait-a-frig. What are those papers?"
"Scrolls containing martial arts special manuevers, they were free with the purchase of the lifestuff," said B'Nee, always on the lookout for a bargain.
"What is a 'martial arts special manuever'?" asked H'll, not being familiar with such things.
"Special talents that can be unlocked by mastering a recipe," said B'Nee. "It's like cooking."
"Oh?" asked H'll, not getting it.
"I'm not clear on them myself," said B'Nee. "We'll just retreat to a temporal crosspoint and observe. More research on this species. Just think of the reports we can publish!"
"I suppose, what data can we input regarding these 'manuevers'?" asked H'll, activating a report taking program.
"They are 'bakurikimaha', 'bukuu jutsu', 'kousengan', 'nobiru ude', 'sai sei', and 'zanzoken'," said B'Nee, stumbling over the unfamiliar phrases as he read from a note.
Genma was very confused. The "Catfist" was hardly what he had expected. Ranma's hair now had green highlights and he had lightly pointed ears. He'd also shown up with a scroll with some manuevers that couldn't possibly work.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" exclaimed Ranma, kicking off a construction pipe to increase his leap. Then he hung there in midair, out of reach of his father.
Genma looked up at his son, down at the useless scrolls he'd just tossed in the fire. Useless. Scrolls. Fire. Floating Ranma.
"AGHHHHHHH!" said Genma, leaping into the fire to retrieve the scrolls. "AHHHHHHH!" yelled Genma as his gi caught fire. "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!" yelled Genma, running back and forth rapidly and dropping the scrolls.
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