He was tired... irritated... and oh, so hungry...
Everything had been ready to go but somehow, that blue-haired punk figured out that he was actually a zombie! He honestly thought that his mask would be enough to cover those rotten teeth but somehow, Remy had detected it.
Or was it that girl? She did say he smelled quite rotten a while back...
In any case, there is only one possible explanation for this...
Deadpool looked up to the heavens and began to shout. "CURSE YOU, YASANAGI!!! YOU LEAVE THIS STORY FOR ALMOST HALF A YEAR AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS?!? IF I EVER GET OVER TO YOUR DIMENSION, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN DEVOUR YOUR BRAINS!!!"
Ah, bite me...
Remy just blinked at the zombie's ranting. 'Just what the hell is he on?'
"I'LL DO MORE THAN BITE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I'LL RIP APART THAT BIG FAT ASS OF YOURS WITH THESE BABIES RIGHT HERE!!!!" Deadpool made a show of swinging his swords wildly and biting the air with his rotten teeth.
Ooh... I'm scared... not!!
Deciding that the zombie superhuman was occupied, he decided to try and sneak away with Kasumi. Unfortunately, Deadpool wasn't that distracted.
"You think you can pull a fast one on me?! Think again!!" The red clothed zombie leapt forward for an attack.
'Crap!!' Remy leapt forward and rotated his legs together for his Rising Rage Flash anti-air move to knock Deadpool back. The zombie assassin landed on the ground. 'I can't stay here for too long... at this rate, other zombies may find us!!'
"I don't even have any ammo for my guns... and I think I know who to blame..." He looked up again and shook his fist. "Mark my words, Yasanagi... I will get you for this insult!!"
You can kiss my metaphysical, omnipotent ass...
"Chance!!" Remy powered up his chi for his next attack. "Light of Justice!!"
"How about I kick your... huh?" Deadpool barely saw the multiple projectiles coming at him with blinding speed. "Aw, shit..."
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(Posted Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:14)
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