Suddenly, something shook the building around.
"The... um, belly dancer is coming closer," one of the technicians shouted. "I think you should do something, fast!"
"He's right," Twinbee shouted and jumped up and down again. "C'mon, action, action!"
Shinji sighed. "Okay, guess we'll have to take care of the other problems later..."
He turned around to walk to 'his' Twinbee, when another earthquake hit them.
Letting out a shout of surprise, Shinji stumbled forward, fell down...
"Whoa!" both Winbee and Twinbee shouted. "I got him, I got him!"
And they both caught Shinji before he could fall down flat on his face. But, by pure coincidence, his hands landed on both Twinbee's and Winbee's faces... at the same time.
"Whaaaah," Twinbee shouted as something shook him around. "Malfunction, malfunction..."
"Too much... data..." Winbee groaned.
And then, another flash surrounded Shinji's body.
Shinji blinked. The first thing he saw when he looked downwards, was the sight of two, big, round things that were hanging from his chest.
Shinji yelped and jumped to his... no, make that HER, feet.
"What's the big idea?" she shouted. "Why am I a girl?"
Winbee groaned as she stood up. "Data... overflow..." she muttered. "You touched me and Twinbee at the same time... and that screwed around with our functions."
"Right," Twinbee nodded. "While you're still my pilot, you are now officially a girl... congratulations."
Asuka chuckled as she saw Shinji's desperate facial expression.
She was a sight to behold: Slim waist, broad hips and a pair of breasts that seemed to defy gravity. Long, dark brown hair cascaded down her shoulders and her face was simply beautiful.
"What... what am I supposed to do now?" Shinji muttered in her new, sexy voice.
Asuka grinned. "We have to take care of those problems later... as you said! So, get in your Twinbee, baka-girl Shinji!"
Rei looked up at Shinji's new female form and giggled. "Me thinkth she ith pretty..."
Shinji just groaned.
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Boarding the bees was simpler than it looked. When the pilots put both of their hands at the same time on the bee's front surface, they were being absorbed by the bee and transported into their inside... Also, they were being shrunk so they could fit into their small bodies.
"Just why do you need pilots after all?" Asuka grumbled as she tried to sit comfortable in her cramped cabin.
"Because while we're able to move around freely on our own and also use some standard battle moves, we can only use all of our abilities when a pilot is inside us," Winbee's voice explained. "Also, we wouldn't be able to fly constantly without a pilot."
"Okay, but I hope you're really able to stop that giant... thing. Wondergirl, how are you?"
"All thythtems are working fine," Rei's baby voice came from the green Gwinbee.
"Enough talking, let's start," Twinbee shouted. "Yahoo!"
And the three bees and their pilots shot out of the building, flew over Tokyo and towards the place where the belly dancer was still wreaking havoc with her dance movements.
----
"What's this?" Penguinovski mumbled as he looked at his monitors. "Three of Earth's so-called 'heroes'?" He chuckled. "Well, well... A good chance to test their abilities." He turned to one of his subordinates. "Send down a squad of Broiler Bombers!"
"Yes, sir!" the penguin saluted.
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"There she is," Winbee shouted and gestured to the place where the belly dancer was performing... She was trailing a clearly visible path of destruction behind her.
"Good," Shinji said. "Now we can..."
"Uh-oh!" Twinbee suddenly said. "Unidentified flying objects approaching from the south."
"Aw, come on," Asuka whined. "UFOs? What's next, King Kong?"
"They're not actually UFOs..." Shinji mumbled as she looked at the approaching group of flying objects. "They look more like flying... chickens?"
"Oh great..." Asuka moaned. "Looks like they want to block our path to the belly dancer. Okay then..." She grinned. "Chicken or not, let's give them a warm welcome."
"Sevewal enemies appwoaching fwom the wight."
"What are you saying, wondergirl?" Asuka asked. "I can't understand a thing you say."
"I said: Sevewal enemies appwoaching fwom the wight."
"WHAT are they doing?"
"They're appwoaching. Appwoaching!"
"Quit talking nonsense and let me fight, wondergirl! There are several enemies coming from the right I'll have to take care of."
"That's what I said..." mumbled Baby Rei, showing a hint of anger.
"Here they come," Twinbee shouted. "Oh, this is going to be fun. Shinji, activate my weapons."
"Um... okay," the buxom brunette said. "How?"
"See the buttons in front of you? They're activating the Rocket Punch, the 3-Way, the Options..."
Shinji looked down. And saw only her breasts. "I can't find them. Those damned breasts are covering the whole control panel."
"Ah, let me do it then," Winbee shouted. "3-Way, fire!!"
And she began blasting down the chickens with her gun, which fired 3 shots at the same time.
Gwinbee was facing an especially fat chicken. "Goo ga ga?" he asked his pilot.
"I see it," Rei said. "Fire Wocket Punch!"
Gwinbee raised his gloved hands, aimed for the fat chicken and fired his punching gloves directly at his beaked visage. The fat Broiler Bomber instantly plummeted down to earth.
"I think we're being overwhelmed," Shinji moaned as more and more Broiler Bombers appeared. "What now?"
"Activate the Chibi-Bombs!" Twinbee told her. "The button is to your right.
Shinji looked. "You're right, and it's not being covered by my breasts for once." She pressed the button. "Chibi-Bombs, fire!"
And Twinbee opened a hatch on his underside, from which dozens of small robot-bees came swarming, all of them half the size of Twinbee himself. Actually, they looked like chibi-versions of him.
As soon as the Chibi-Bombs were being activated, they began zipping around the battlefield, taking out chickens with one hit and ricocheting from buildings.
"Whahoooo!" "Attack!" "For Lady Shinji!" "Chibi Power!" "Hey, wait for me!"
Asuka just stared at the absurd scene. Then the chickens were defeated, and one after another, the Chibi-Bombs exploded.
"They're... they're dead?" Shinji mumbled.
"Hey, they're only Chibi-Bombs," Twinbee told her. "They have only limited intelligence. And their maximal life span would be only one day anyway."
"Could we now concentrate on more serious matters?" Asuka snapped. "I think the belly dancer has spotted us and is coming this way."
"All right," Shinji sighed. "Let's get this over with."
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