Frustrations In Time [Episode 1733]

by Pel'el

Pluto looked on in horror as she saw the first of the dragons created without the lock. With a scream of "THAT BIMBO WAS MENT TO MAKE THEM IMPOTENT!!" started looking for the exact point in time that the basted managed to have children. "I knew i should have neutered that PLAYBOY!! when I had the chance, but NO!, i had to be mericful, even after that basted stood me up, instead going with Fillia, or Toma, or those other girls. DAMN HIM, AND DAMN HIS SILVER TOUNGE!!!"

Wishing she had a picture of him to smash she wailed in frustration "AND THEY ALL SAID HE WAS A GREAT LAY!!!!" getting back up she started muttering, "400 hundred years i spent trying to get laid, 200 of them dedicated to getting HIM in the sack, and this was supposed to be my REVENGE! but now their clan is bigger than ever, and far more powerful."

"WHY DOES MY LIFE SUCK, LORD? WHAT DID I DO WRONG? sure I tried to damn him and his family to eternal suffering, but thats no reason to faver them over me is it??"

***

"at-choo"

"bless you Ryoga" Ramna whispered in his ear as the scenery flickers "Huh? what happened"

"THIS" Ryoga procalimed "Is the reason i can run through so many walls and not get in trouble" and gestured towards a large pile of jewels and gold pices.

All ranma could do was breath out a small "Whoa.... whats sex like on gold"

As Ryoga pulled himself up off the ground he started his expanation, ignoring the question for now "This cave was made many many year ago, before the curse, and is immune to scrying, due to it being slightly out of phase with reality. Only dragons can shift themselves here, and due to the direction curse, it only makes it easier to get here. Although we cant actually find it, we can step outside of reality to 'Dragon-Space' and dragons can only go to their own cave, when children grow up, they forge their own cave. Which is why mine is so small."

"so" Ranma whispered "I cant get here by myself?"

"Not until you learn the spell" Grabbing her by the arm, he carried her over to the pile, laying her down carefully he states "You wanted to know what gold feels like during...."

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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)

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