Ranko smirks and says confidently, "No man will ever defeat me, so there's no need to worry yer li'l ghastly head 'bout it." But Ranko thinks for a moment, I was jus' thinkin' that Shampoo would still 'ave to marry me, but if everyone thinks I'm really a girl, then that cancels out that theory.
Suddenly Ryouga comes bursting through the door, and completely runs Ranko over. "I need a large bowl of ramen, right away!" he exclaims in a hurry. Blinking, Ryouga asks, "What's this squishy thing underneath me?"
"That would be Ranko, our new tribe member." Cologne chuckles.
Ranko is, in fact, under Ryouga's feet, and knocked out cold. "Oh, so it is Ranko." he says with some satisfaction.
Nodding, Colone clears her throat and announces, "I act as a witness that Ryouga has clearly defeated Ranko. Thus, Ranko must marry Ryouga!"
Nearly doubling back, Ryouga exclaims in horror, "Y-You gotta be joking!!"
Shampoo sniffs and stomps over to Ryouga and yells, "It no joke! Ryouga defeat Ranko! Ranko must marry Ryouga. It Amazon law, and Ranko Amazon..."
Later that night Ryouga and Ranma are sitting on a roof, refusing to look at eachother.
"I don' care what that stupid law says, I ain't marryin' you!" Ranko grunts.
Ryouga nods with agreement. "I'm not marrying you either. I'd never want to spend the rest of my life with a violent tomboy like you!"
Something snaps in Ranko's mind and she lunges over at Ryouga and pins him against the roof. "What the hell did ya jus' call me?!"
"I think this just porves what I said!" Ryouga remarks darkly.
They both glare at each other, but a few seconds after their expressiosn soften and...
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(Posted Tue, 29 Jul 2003 05:21)
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