She continued to watch as reality itself ... well, the reality she would belong in ... began to fuse back together, history itself settling into a fixed series of events that would define this reality from the multitude of others that could and would exist.
Frankly, she didn’t care ... as long as Ranma’s presence was dealt with.
She paused a bit, stopping from switching the Gates over to a reconnaissance mode, to ponder what she had seen. If Ranma was still there—and curse her luck she just knew that that little pigtailed Casanova would be there and alive—then she would be hard pressed to deal with him. The Gates needed some serious downtime, which meant that while they repaired themselves, she would be stuck in this world as well.
And the longer this world remained, the harder it would be to shift things once again if need be.
“Maybe I’ll get lucky and the bastard will have been taken to be Beryl’s sex toy,” she muttered. Surely that chaos gigolo could tame that bitch. Why not? It wasn’t like Mamoru ever ended up with a harem.
Well, there had been that one reality... But that had been Usagi’s doing, wanting to spice up what she called a ‘vanilla’ sex life.
Taking a deep breath, she slowly reset the Gate to Reconnaissance, and set the repair functions to begin.
After all, it wasn’t like anything bad would be there to see.
Now, where was Japan? Japan?
Japan...?
Japan?
Pluto’s eyes opened wide, as she began to fire off a series of curse words not heard in the galaxy since the Great Fall.
The sneeze slowly stirred Usagi from her sleep. It was almost too hard to wake up. The bed was so soft, the covers so warm, the arms holding her so gentle...
Arms?
She slowly opened her eyes, seeing what had to be male arms holding her body; her ... naked body.
Is this that weird dream again where I have all those yummy Mamo-chans running around?
She turned slowly. If it was a dream, then she’d enjoy it.
If it wasn’t, someone was about to get some Moon Tiara Action sent up their ass for taking her purity.
The face was close to Mamoru’s, but it was off, even the hair was wrong.
She was about to scream, when the man in question opened his eyes, his deep blue eyes that spoke to her of some sort of ... connection to him.
“Morning, Usagi,” he said, kissing her lightly on her lips, before he lay back down. “Just give me a few minutes, and I’ll get up and deal with the kids today. You just worry about taking care of the little one.”
She blinked at that. Kids? Okay, maybe I’m still dreaming. I mean, it was like I was dreaming with someone flipping the channels, but you’d think I’d remember having kids.
His hand traveled a bit lower on her body, stopping at her stomach ... her big stomach. “That’s right, Little One; Mommy’s going to spend time taking care of you today.”
Usagi could only blink, before she raised the covers slightly, revealing that she was in fact very pregnant. Deciding her mind was just not up to dealing with going to sleep a virgin schoolgirl and waking up married and pregnant, she decided more sleep was necessary.
Ranma looked up to see his wife’s eyes were once again closed, sleeping peacefully. “Man, I know she hates not being on missions.”
He smiled as he looked over her face. “I’m really lucky to find someone like you in my life.”
Hell, they’d only been married for fourteen years. He was ready for thousands more.
“This is bullshit,” muttered Pluto.
She had been prepared to deal with almost any reality. Hell, she’d settle for a reality where Ranma was some three-eyed demon king.
But reality had been rewritten; even the Earth itself was changed. Land masses were shifted, geography altered.
“Neo-Queen Serenity is not supposed to be married to him, with children!” she screamed. “And she certainly isn’t supposed to be a [chain of expletives deleted by Universal Censors] ninja!”
The Senshi had been reborn ... as ninjas in the Village Hidden in the ______.
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