"Ah, shit!"
The sudden exclamation and the loud 'thud' two seconds later against the wall of caused both of the embracing women to flinch.
The muffled moans—very familiar by now—that started up a moment later prompted Nabiki to curse and grab a pail from the floor, dunking it in the furo and hurrying across to the door. stumbling as the nerves up and down her body started to crackle in a very pleasant, if unwelcome, manner.
"Shit... Ranma must've found some cold water somehow. Hope this is warm enough..."
"Cold water? Warm enough? Wha—"
"Later!" Nabiki snapped, pulling the door open and tossing the warm water over the two partially-clothed figures that were writhing together on the floor.
Then she blinked in surprise—while Ranma was definitely male, the other 'guy'... was clearly no such thing any more. Blonde, silly hairstyle, but those were most definitely breasts showing. Both of the wet teenagers stared up at her in shock at being interrupted, but after several silent heartbeats their gazes drifted back towards each other.
"Shit, shit, shit. Another one. Wouldn't you know it."
Nabiki spun around and fumbled at the cold water tap. She'd carefully poured out the cold water before she and Sakura had gotten into the furo to keep Ranma from changing. This time her cautious habits had backfired on her.
"Hurry up, hurry up..." she muttered, resolutely ignoring the sound of ripping clothes as one or the other of the amorous pair got impatient with buttons.
Finally getting enough water and ignoring Sakura's bewildered questions, she pivoted, took two steps and practically hurled the water in Ranma's face.
The moans almost immediately cut off and Nabiki surveyed the damage. Ranma's new shirt was completely ripped up the seam, and the pants he'd lent to the other 'boy', Usagi or whatever his... her name was, were likewise in pretty bad shape.
"What happ—"
"What the hell happened out here? The magic or whatever it was finally cuts out, and what do you two idiots do? Are you TRYING to make sure we're stuck in here for ANOTHER month?"
Alternating glares between Ranma and Usagi, Nabiki continued her dressing-down, feeling relieved as the arousal that had started to resurface as she watched the two make out died down.
"Bad enough you got Sakura AND me pregnant, you're trying to join us? Fine, but kindly," the word was acid on her tongue, "do it after we find the damn ball and get out of here and leave the rest of us out of it!"
"And, damnit, Ranma you were there for at least some of what Cologne said, even if you didn't listen to half of it. Why the hell didn't you stop him... her? And have some fucking self-control for once and work on figuring out where the damn jewels are!"
Taking a deep breath, Nabiki brought herself back under control. She hated when she got worked up. Perhaps... perhaps she was being too hard on them. She knew, first-hand, how overwhelming the desire to fuck was under the Ball's influence. And maybe whatever it was that let Usagi change gender had some kind of limit and it wore off.
"Look, I'm sorry. I'm just a little... anxious about all this. It's been weeks; I don't know how my family's going to react, or what's going on, or if we're even going to get out of here. So don't do anything stupid, okay? Think carefully before you—"
She cursed under her breath as she saw Usagi's and Ranma's eyes glaze over.
*Slap* *Slap*
She glared at the two in front of her and rubbed her wrist to ease the ache.
"Pay attention! Look, both of you can clearly change genders. Great, I'm glad for you. So... there's two ways we can deal with this."
Ranma rubbed his cheek and glared back at her. "All right, how?"
"First... we, Sakura and I, can toss you two in a room and let you fuck each other senseless until you're either both pregnant and able to be USEFUL..."
Usagi shook her head violently and Ranma looked sick.
"No? All right then; let's keep both of you from changing. Ranma, looks like you're going to be female for the duration."
Ranma clearly wasn't happy with that decision, and opened his mouth to protest; Nabiki only raised her voice over his and continued speaking.
"Think about it; there's already two of us who have to be female. Moreover, when you two started to go at each other, I could start to feel it, damnit! Chances are if you changed back to a male form we'd all be in a massive orgy until we all dropped dead of exhaustion."
"So... your hair stays red, Red, until we've bagged the balls and gotten out of here. As for you," she turned to Usagi. "What's the trigger?"
Usagi looked at her, a puzzled expression crossing her face. "Trigger?"
"Yeah, trigger. What causes you to go from male to female?"
"Well...I just will the transformation, I guess."
"Shit. Maybe if we tied you up in the attic or something..."
Ranma spoke up.
"Wait! I saw you touch your little pendant thingy before you - changed."
"Oh, that. Well, I have to transform and then focus on 'detransforming' into either gender. It's all in the concentration; kind of like a disguise pen, except you focus on the- hey!"
Nabiki plucked the brooch in question from around Usagi's neck and put it in her pocket.
"You're untransformed now, right?"
"Yes, now gimme it back!"
"I will. AFTER we get out. No changing for either of you until this is over with."
She paused and smirked at both Usagi and Ranma.
"I won't even charge you... much at least... for doing your thinking for you."
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