“So,” started Usagi, for the third time, “you are a guy cursed to become a girl when hit with cold water, but you can become a guy again with hot water.”
Ranma nodded.
“And no demonstrations until we get out of here,” said Nabiki.
“So what are we looking for?” asked Sakura, looking around the devastated home. “We sorta trashed things during our ... cuddling.”
Nabiki looked around, wincing a bit. “That’s going to cost a lot to fix.”
“The old ghoul said something about balls,” said Ranma.
“Balls?” asked Usagi.
“Zeus’s balls,” said Nabiki. “I get the feeling we have the complete set here. Anyway, they, like the God they’re supposed to come from, make people want to do the mating dance. We know one is supposed to affect men the most, and judging by how we were feeling in the bathroom when Blondie decided to change back, I’m guessing the other works more on women.”
“WAH! I DIDN’T MEAN TO!”
She was disappointed when Ranma and Nabiki held up score cards, not giving her higher than a seven-point-three for style and presentation. Then again, Soun Tendo was a professional, and Usagi was an up-and-coming amateur.
“Anyway,” said Nabiki, “we need to start looking for them. If these things are powerful, I doubt they’ll keep quiet for long, unless you want it to lower the field so a man can get in here.”
“Maybe it’ll be Mamo-chan!” cried Usagi, hearts in her eyes.
SLAP!
Nabiki glared at the blond. “We are trying to keep the pregnancy count to two here, understand.”
“Yes ma’am,” said the sad Senshi.
“Now we look, we find, and we don’t touch,” said Nabiki. “Last thing we need to do is piss these things off, or set off some spell we don’t know about. You find one, you get the rest of us, and we’ll work together to get them back into whatever bag they came with.
“And Ranma, do not check anywhere where there is hot water. Last thing we need is the Wild Stallion riding again.”
Nodding, the four spread out.
Ranma sighed as she crawled under the house. “Man, this is some of the most fucked up shit I’ve ever been in.”
She was going to be a father ... to a kid by Nabiki no less, which really put a crimp in her style. “Goodbye training trips, hello job and paying attention in school.”
She was too young to be worrying about stuff like this. While not as bad as what Sakura was going through—at least she wasn’t pregnant by another girl no less—she still had problems amassing outside the barrier.
And those problems had names as well as reasons to be very upset that said baby was not in their bellies.
Worse yet, if she wasn’t careful, she could end up with another kid or two on the way.
“This just keeps getting worse and worse,” the pigtailed girl muttered as she slowly crawled out from under the house. “Not under there. Just where the hell are the damn things?”
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