Usagi milled about the grounds. She knew she should be looking for one of those Zeus Balls, whatever they looked like. She hoped that they would be something very easy to spot. If not, they might never find it.
And then, she and Ranma would have to ... complete the circle of life, as it were.
Her mind was already chaotic thanks to what had occurred. She had impregnated little Sakura-chan. And while it had been very ... enjoyable—making her wonder if it would be that much fun when she finally did that with Mamo-chan—it had still been something she had been coerced into doing.
Don’t get her wrong, she would support the girl and their child—though trying to explain it to her father and mother how she had knocked up another girl was going to take some luck and a very good story—but she wasn’t really certain what it all meant. Was this child going to be the next Sailor Moon? Did Chibi-Usa still exist? Where had all the food and power for the house come from? Where had the water come from? Was Ranma’s butt as great as it had felt?
She paused at that last one. Why was she thinking of Ranma’s cute butt? Why did she refer to the butt as cute? “It must be those balls,” she realized. “Maybe their trying to make me want him.”
But she knew she had to be strong. She knew she had to resist, as she doubted Ranma would enjoy being pregnant. Besides, she already had one kid on the way. Knocking up Ranma would make her unfaithful ... maybe.
“Is it cheating on Mamo-chan if I did it with a girl?” she wondered.
She paused at the koi pond, looking into the water. “Shouldn’t there be fishes here?” she wondered, as a shining object caught her attention.
“I FOUND ONE!” she yelled, as she started doing her victory dance.
In Asgard, Zeus sighed. He had been looking for his ‘lost boys’ for close to 2500 years. And when he finally got a sign that they had been discovered, Yggdrasil suddenly slammed a restricted access on the information.
So he had gone to Kami-sama himself to find out why. After all, why were his balls labeled as sensitive information? If he didn’t know any better, he would have assumed that Hera had had something to do with it. But given the fact they were on good terms—and she was currently sleeping with a God from the Norse Pantheon—he seriously doubted it.
All he got was that his balls were now doing something they needed to do, influencing a moment of destiny, or something along those lines, and that they would be returned to him after their roles were finished.
It did give the old God an ego boost that his testicles had that kind of influence.
So he just sighed and waited. Sure, he didn’t really need them, per se. After all, he could and did regrow them when the Greek Pantheon joined into the Asgard system.
But they were the originals. He missed them. They had been with him from the beginning.
And he would get them back.
Now, if he could just figure out why Kami-sama was so interested in them. Granted, that was also an ego boost to his masculinity. But they were his balls, so he felt he should know.
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