[Episode 176976] [Episode 176976]"Why do we have to wait around waitin' for Kasumi to be done goin'?"
"Oh, my... ." she groaned.
"Shh! Reminding we're out here is making it harder for Onee-chan," Akane said, holding the door knob to keep it closed.
"What about me?" Ranma yelled back in a whisper. "You were standin' over me while I crouched and pissed!"
"You did the same to me."
"But it's easier for a girl to go: You proved that!"
"Ranma!" She took her hands off the knob in an automatic response to hit the jerk. The door opened ajar.
"I'm not done: Please, don't come in!" Kasumi begged.
"Why isn't the door workin' on the toilet!?" Ranma wanted to know.
"Because our dads wanted to make sure we didn't have privacy. Can't you remember anything about last night?"
"I just wish nothing had happened last night." He looked up, wishing to see some wish-giver appear again to put things back the way they used to be.
"Backing out of a challenge," it was Akane's turn to look smug.
"I ain't!"
"Okay, look at them. I challenge you to look at them!"
"Look at them, what?"
"My breasts, of course! You've been avoiding them: And my whole body. What? Are you afraid to take a good look, because you won't be able to control yourself?"
"That's not it! Geez! This is beyond warped! Normally it ain't polite to stare at people naked, and now I'm expected to? Every time in the past I looked at your uncute, brick-figured, thick-legged-YIIAAAAAA!"
Ranma's hands were still over his injured balls, when he at last waddled into the common room. Everybody Man! Even Pop and Mr. Tendo are naked. but Kasumi was sitting at the table.
"See, Ranma?" the girl naked Nabiki held up the tomboy naked Akane's hand. "Kasumi gave Akane a black mark, for personal foul. In indellible ink. You're already one up on her."
"That was really dirty. It goes against the Code entirely," he moaned, more melodramatically than he needed to at the moment, though.
"Hey! Kasumi, Ranma thinks you should give Akane another mark!"
"Never mind. Next time, she loses the challenge. Or I get to hit her in those breasts she wants me to ogle." Gee! Why do I hafta live by the Code? I really should be able to bring myself to hit her back.
"Akane did have a point, though," Nabiki said. "How are you going to prove you're not a pervert, if you don't at least try to ogle, and cop feels." She placed Akane's hand on one of her own breasts.
"Nabiki!" Akane cried, snatching her hand back.
"Logic: If you are a pervert, clothes help you hide the fact. It follows, that if you are a pervert, you will try to hide the fact by avoiding situations that bring out the pervert in you. Thus: You need to ogle, leer, peep, and do an occasional bump or cop. No personal fouls though: No molestations or above." And she turned her wicked grin to her baby sister. "And that goes for you, too, Akane."
The beat red Akane couldn't raise her eyes off of the tabletop. She was even avoiding looking at her own naked, hard-nippled breasts.
"Hmf! I'll do it, if she looks...no: ogles me, first," Ranma said, wary about sitting too close to her, now. "I'm the "pervert", remember? She's the one that hasta signal it's okay for the that part of the contest to begin."
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