[Episode 176993] [Episode 176993]Nabiki wasn't happy being dragged in on this, but was told that it would only make the situation more awkward and lewd, if everybody weren't without clothes. She was ready to get her digs in at those coercing her into being chilly, and open, with nothing to hide. But in the meantime, she put in a masterful performance of being so casual in the way she kept her arms near her boobs as she sat slumped over that none seemed to notice (or care) that she was covering them. The table hid the rest.
"Well, Akane?" Nabiki asked. "Are you a pervert or not?"
"Girls aren't perverts!"
"We'll see... ."
"Nabiki!!" Akane cried, scrambling away when her sister's arm grazed a thigh on her way for her privates!
"Kasumi!" Nabiki called out. "Get your marking pen! Akane's not cooperating!"
"I'm supposed to "co-operate" by letting you, you... ." Upset, she was at a loss of a polite term.
" "Finger" you? How else are we going to tell, if you're wet."
"Oh... . Is that how you tell," Ranma said, learning something.
"You DON'T have to touch! You can look-" The mental image Akane got of people staring at her exposed sex choked off that option. "-Well, you can smell, then!"
"What does a hot girl smell like?" Ranma asked.
"You WANT me to say something nasty, don't you!? Pervert!"
"I'm not a pervert: See!" He held up his semi-limp dick. Geez! I would have to be feelin' something.
"Ranma," Nabiki took the role of the "wise soon-to-be-sister-in-law", who just happened to be stark, raving nude. "You're Japanese, too, right? What do Japanese eat a lot of? Besides rice, that is."
"Bean curd? No, that smell comes from another place. Geez...let me see... ."
"Fish, you idiot!!" Akane couldn't stand it being drug on any longer.
"Oh, yeah. Japaense eat a lot of fish. So, uh, you saying girls are like mermaids?"
Akane banged her head against the mat floor (while cupping her breasts), while Nabiki said, "Unbelievable."
"Okay, I'll keep my nose alert for...Hey, wait a minute, are we gonna have fish, and have it cover up the smell of Akane losin' the challenge?"
"What smell do you most associate with your own groin, guy or girl?" Nabiki was resting her head on her hand, wondering how Ranma was going to miss this one,
"My groin?" He looked down at the dick he still had in his hand; he raised it up to study it better. "Piss!" he said as if he had told a teacher an answer he knew was right.
"Now, put them all together," Nabiki said like a tutor to a slow student.
"Oh...Yeah: Yeah! I get it! I'll be able to tell when Akane's gets horny, now!"
"Akane? Do you know what a horny guy smells like?" Nabiki asked. "Or are you ready to lose the challenge?"
"You tell me what one smells like, Nabiki!"
"Well, uh," Nabiki was unreadable; the people around her weren't quite certain whether she didn't know, or didn't want to admit she knew. "Ranma?"
"How should I know, if I ain't never been like that, like I say!?"
"Mr. Saotome? Daddy?"
"Yes: You two have been awfully quiet," Akane shot them an accusing glare.
"Anything I say will just bring trouble," her dad said. "And I promise you, this blindfold over my eyes is in place. And I don't have my hand over my lap to hide anything."
The panda held up a sign, [See? Two black eyes! No whites! And I have earplugs!]
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