[Episode 177030] [Episode 177030]"Ammonia," Kasumi said, entering the room in nothing but her apron and a tray of miso soup. "If you are referring to a man's sexual secretions, it smells like Ammonia."
"Kasumi!" her father cried, as if she had betrayed a dark secret of hers.
"Well, she does do the laundry," Nabiki said. Akane just glared at her male parent that much more intently.
"I went with some school friends to a place where they show porno," she smiled, "...on TV."
"Nabiki!" Akane cried out in shock.
"Still waters," Nabiki said. She wasn't sore at Kasumi, personally, so she didn't point out that Big Sis had left it vague on just how many times she and her friends had visited that smut arcade. Or why they had gone; or perhaps, still went. School friends can grow up and still be friends that originally met in school.
"Okay, Akane, now, you know what Ranma will smell like, if he looses this sick challenge." Nabiki did know from her personal sex-ed research that Ranma had to produce some pre-cum for the smell to be produced; and that it probably wouldn't be as strong of a smell as cunt, but she didn't care to bring those inconvenient facts up. She was interested in only one thing: "Let the entertainment begin! Akane, this should have happened earlier. It's time you started ogling Ranma."
"Ha! She can't do it! She's either a cold fish, or has a pervert sole.' Ranma said gleefully.
"Wow, Ranma, you're really getting into this," Nabiki said. "You're actually making puns."
Challenged, on both counts, Akane straightened her backbone. Without saying a word, she forced herself to stare at the male Ranma.
Ranma flexed his muscles in front of her. He bulged out a bicep; he pushed his palms together to bulge his pecs; he put one hand against his hip, and the other behind his head; he bent over, and looked through his legs as he tightened his glutes; he fell to one knee, and lifted the other leg high, tightening his thigh and calf muscles to their best advantage; he got on his back and spread his legs-
"What kind of poses are those, PERVERT!!: Akane cried in disgust.
"What!? They're the poses Nabiki taught me, when I let her take photos of me!"
"Whoopsie!" Nabiki grinned, caught. "Remember the time he destroyed the concert tickets that I paid a scalper for?"
"Ranma, you idiot! Were you a girl when she took those pictures of you?"
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