[Episode 177037] [Episode 177037]"Yes, Ranma! The idea of flexing is very male. It's the posing that's wrong." The nude Soun Tendo rose from his spot put a fist on his hip, one on his forehead, with a knee raised.
[No! No! Less GQ, more Mr. Universe], the panda signed, rearing up on its hind legs and doing a total body-flex...which couldn't be seen beneath all its fur and fat.
"I would have thought a panda's was bigger," Nabiki said coolly eyeing the one bit of its flesh showing.
"DAD!!" Akane screamed before tearing her burning eyes away. Her image of her parental figure wasn't entirely sullied, though; the small, Japanese towel was hung around her progenitor's reproducer.
"Aw, geez! You guys promised you wouldn't look." Ranma was angry, though he really hadn't expected them to be honest. "The Rules say-" his voice suddenly rose from tenor when Nabiki splashed him with water. "Wha'd'cha do that for?!" 'he' swung 'his' glare on her.
But she wasn't looking at 'him'. Nabiki was watching the two males remaining in the room gape at the petite, buxom, and very nude and nubile redhead. Caught with their pants down, so to speak, they hadn't had time to shore up the reserve and pretense at being being sexually neutral towards the pigtailed girl.
In fact, the damn had burst: It wasn't merely the one female in the raw that was sizzling their meats; their flesh (and blood). They literally oozed incestuous lust.
"I'd leave, now," Nabiki said in that calm, hard way of hers that was both common sense advice and threat.
"Rrr-ghh..." sounding more like a panda than a human being, Soun Tendo took his corrupted vocal skills and followed the animal for the door, swiftly.
But not before Nabiki snatched the towel away on the way out.
"Nabiki!" cried Akane.
"I just wanted to see if his smells like ammonia," she said, before putting the cloth to her nose.
"Nabiki!!"
"Aw, geez!"
"Do you want to recognize what a horny man smells like, or not?" she offered the towel to her baby sister.
"You can do be my nose." Akane put up a blocking hand.
"Do you want to smell, Ranma?" She offered it to 'him'.
"Keep that thing away from me!!" 'he' cried as if 'he' had seen a cat.
"Touching it with your hand is not going to make you pregnant." She sniffed it again, and then said idly, "I wonder if panda semen smells like this?"
"Oh, no," Kasumi smiled. "It's more gamy."
(Posted Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:40)
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