It's war! War between the future city of Crystal Tokyo, ruled by Neo-Queen Serenity, versus the family of the Black Moon, lead by Prince Diamond, all of it a product of the vile schemes of the Wiseman...
But, as Neo-Queen Serenity realized: If there has to be war, make it a fun event for everyone participating! Let the craziness of the future cushion the cruelty of the battlefield, and let the twisted humor of the defenders make the assaulters groan in agony...
Thus, she sent in the best of the best, the merciless troop of insanity: The Senshi Assault Force!
And leading it as a general is none other than the queen herself, in the role of Sailor Moon: Neo-Queen Serenity, also known as Usagi Tsukino!
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Mamoru and Usagi were standing on a balcony of their palace as they looked over the battlefield in front of their city.
"Over there are our magical battalions, provided by our anti-air defense troop..."
"Yes, I see..." the queen nodded, as her counselor, the black mooncat Luna, explained everything in detail. "Well, you surely managed to organize everything pretty well, dear..." She smiled up at her husband. "But there is a question that has been bothering me for a while now."
Mamoru hugged his wife. "And what would that be, love?"
A magical missile of the Black Moon family hit the side of the palace and made it shake as Usagi smiled back at him.
"Is it time for lunch soon?"
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Leading the troops in her queen's name is none other than the angel of the battlefield, the flaming mistress of war, yes, it is Sailor Mars, also known as Rei Hino!
Directly under her command are her subordinates... Sailor Jupiter, aka Makoto Kino, and Sailor Chibimoon, the princess of the kingdom.
A strong warrior, Makoto always tries hard to follow her commander's orders.
Chibiusa on the other hand may still be a little inexperienced, but no one is more loyal to her commander than her.
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Chibiusa came running to Rei in a panic. "Mars, we're finished: There's so much stuff missing in the depot...228 blankets, 32 pairs of Senshi boots, 18 fukus, a whole communicator and a half Mars tank! How are we gonna explain this to my Mom?"
Sailor Mars looked down at her little lieutenant with a cheeky grin. "Don't you worry about that... we'll just do what we always do in such a case."
She turned around to face Sailor Jupiter, who was standing next to her. "You know what to do, Jupiter... use our standard procedure!"
Makoto saluted. "Yes, ma'am!"
Shortly after, Jupiter came running from the depot, which was set aflame... and after hiding the two canisters of gasoline, she shouted: "FIRE! THE DEPOT IS AFLAME! ALERT! ALERT!"
Meanwhile, Mars told Chibimoon: "Note: 'Because of an unstoppable fire, the whole depot was burnt down to the ground today...'"
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Taking care of the wounded was the most sinister member of the Senshi Assault Team... a girl with such a twisted mind that she could redefine the term 'Mad Scientist'. Oh, poor Senshi.. hope that you'll never get wounded during this war, or else you'll land in the clutches of...
SAILOR SATURN, also known as 'Hotaru, the butcher'.
Oh yeah, her assistants are Neptune and Uranus, by the way...
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Uranus and Neptune carried two stretchers into the sick bay.
"Here, two urgent patients," Uranus said.
"Put the first one down on the operation table and give me a description of their injuries..." Saturn said experienced.
"The first one has a smashed leg and the second one a major burn on his arm..." Michiru reported.
"All right, let's get to work!" Hotaru grinned and put on her surgeon's gloves.
Several minutes later...
"WAIT, WAIT!" Michiru yelled. "I just mixed them up... The FIRST one has a burn on the arm and the SECOND one a smashed leg..."
"Couldn't you tell me earlier?" Saturn shouted as she held up the severed leg in frustration.
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Responsible for everything regarding modern high-tech are the two specialists: Sailor Mercury and Sailor Venus.
Minako bent down and was just going to pick up the metal barrel, when Ami suddenly came running.
"Stop, stop, stop! Venus, if you're going to carry that barrel, you better put on some gloves first."
"Huh? Why?" the blonde Senshi wondered.
"Because the stuff in there is hyper-fast-drying glue for airplanes, Venus... If you touch that barrel... Like this... You might never get loose again."
This evening...
Minako smiled at her friend as the two specialists went to bed. "I'm so glad you always give me such good advice, Mercury..."
"Shut up..." her blue-haired partner growled, her right arm sticking out from under her blanket, her index finger still stuck to the sticky surface of the glue barrel...
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And if everything turns out to be a failure, and every insane command of the queen and the commander fail, there's always someone who can act as a final resort... One call from her queen, and she will abandon her post at the Time Gates and join her comrades on the battlefield.
Yes, it is none other than the magnificent... SAILOR PLUTO!
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Sailor Pluto stood on the battlefield, in the front lines, and glared at the troops of the Black Moon.
She raised her staff high into the air.
"Come on, Senshi! Follow me, soldiers of Crystal Tokyo! Let's show those Black Mooners the real strength of our troops! Why are you hesitating? Let's GO!"
And she marched onward, while the rest of her troops stayed behind.
BLAM!
"We're hesitating because of that mine field you just ran on!" a soldier shouted.
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