When Ranma looked up past the spokes and pedals, he saw slippers, a hint of skin, and the red, Chinese, pants outfit he was used to seeing her in. The only difference was the silk gloves holding the handlebars.
"Sh, Shampoo, you, got clothes on(?)"
"No remind Shampoo has soap sickness!" he eyes flashed at the sore spot of her life.
" "Soap Sickness"? You, too! You, you, don't become, a cat, do you?"
"Stupid Ranma, no remind Shampoo what bad, bad soap do Shampoo!"
"I'm not going to tell," Nabiki smiled. But she had a wicked gleam in her eye.
"Wha-! If I turn into that crazy girl, then Shampoo becomes a, a crazy GUY!??!"
"Shampoo always crazy for Ranma!" She hopped off the bike to embrace him.
"Aaa! Get away from me, Shampoo!!" Ranma scrambled up and backed himself into a corner.
"Is okay for Ranma touch Shampoo...we both have no soap. ...We can be dirty, together."
"Shampoo, I "hate" to spoil your fun, but this is my day with Ranma."
"Aiya!" She moaned. "Shampoo already have day. Is second in line."
"S-second?" Ranma ran through all the girls he knew who were older than Shampoo: "Aaa! Cologne gets to date me!?! Say it ain't so!"
"Stupid Airen. Great-Grandmother no poach on Shampoo man."
A lot of the tension went out of Ranma's body. But not all of it. He had to ask. "Okay; then...who has first dibs?"
"Ranma forget?" she looked at him with big, wondering eyes.
"He's forgotten everything about the last ten years, Shampoo...Again."
"Ranma! How can boy forget own mother!"
"Mother!?? Aaa! She doesn't date me, too!?"
"Will you stop with the piercing "aaa-s", already!" Nabiki said, trying to pop an eardrum back in place.
"Airen really make naughty-nice with own mother?" Shampoo's jaw threatened to drop.
"Remember the pact, Shampoo," Nabiki stepped (a bare foot) in (as well the rest of her bare body). "What goes on between a girl and her Ranma is strictly between them. We don't want any more jealous, property-destroying battles, do we?"
"Ayaw... ." Shampoo sighed, acknowledging that she wasn't allowed to pry.
"Nabiki?" Ranma's eyes pleaded with her. But he knew from the enjoyment she was getting from watching him wonder just how close he was to his mother that she wasn't going to tell.
"The pact, remember? I can't even tell you!" she said mirthfully.
"Ai-ya!" Shampoo hit her palm. "Shampoo almost forget delivery!" She picked up her bike and was off again, calling back, "Shampoo see Ranma at Share Time!"
"Share time?"
"When everybody gets to share you," Nabiki glomped onto Ranma's shirt again, gently rubbing herself up against the silk. "That way there isn't as many hard feelings from having to wait until a girl's turn."
Well, at least it sounds like only girls have me.
"Of course, the schedule changes when you become a girl."
"What? Wha, what does that mean?!"
"Come on, Ranma, we'll be late for school!" Nabiki grinned, pulling him in her wake.
(Posted Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:57)
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