[Episode 177301] [Episode 177301]Ranma felt overwhelmed. There was so much information to absorb. There were so many naked naked bodies to ogle.
-And gawk at: One attractive middle-aged woman was absentmindedly rubbing sex along edge of a news rack while reading a magazine.
Until the stall's owner loudly told her to stop. "Get away! You're getting the papers wet! Why can't you keep a sponge up your twat like other women!?..."
"Mrs. Sato is so forgetful," Nabiki commented for Ranma's sake (and for just the fun of it). "You'd think she'd know better after the Big Boom Blow-up of ten years ago, when health soap came out. It's okay to fuck down, but not fuck up in public. To avoid disasters, don't be an animal; a person has to do it dis-cretely."
To Ranma's ears, the way she said the words made them sound like old catch phrases. "Uh, that sponge-thing, does it, uh..."
" "It holds the health soap lather. What fluids are not actively attracted to it, are usually absorbed by the soap film on the interior of the vagina and the outer skin." Is that enough, or do you want me to quote the whole sex ed pamphlet?"
I wish I had the whole sex ed book.
"Of course the sponge doesn't work for the guys; not the way it does for the girls." Nabiki seemed to think that was to her, as a girl, advantage. "You noticed all the different places the guys keep their sponges handy."
No, I haven't. I've barely noticed them at all. I can't seem to get my eyes off a the girls.
As they got closer to the school, he was more aware of the guys. Some, like Pop, had a dispenser as well as a sponge around their neck, some wore their sponge on (usually clear) belts, some around their wrists. A few of the social oddballs and outcasts that Ranma recognized actually wore a sleeve of the material around the shafts. I bet Hiroshi and Daisuke have them. They're always thinkin' about sex.
"It's Ranma." Speak of the devils. But instead of seeing Daisuke with the naked Hiroshi he saw the happy-go-lucky guy getting lucky with a naked girl, with his arm draped around her so his hand could idly fondle her unshielded boob, and fiddle with her nipple. She's cute, too! Her boobs are a little too large for my taste; but certainly not Hirsohi's. ' Don't know why she'd settled on him. He gotta have something on her; look at her frown.
"Hiroshi, I told you we shouldn't have stopped for that quickie."
"Relax! Ranma can handle it; he always has. You're always sweating things, Daisuke."
"Daisuke!??" Now that he heard her name, Ranma COULD see the girl's resemblance to her guy form.
"Allergy," Nabiki whispered.
He didn't have a Jusenkyo curse before, but he gets the allergy; Ryoga had the curse, but not the allergy-Shampoo has both-Where's the logic!?!
"Nabiki!" One of Nabiki's business lieutenants called out as she bounced up to her. How can she allow her boobs to do that with a pencil and small notebook hanging from chains on her nipple rings? She picked up the notebook and opened it up. "I have the bets."
While Ranma was distracted with Ima's accessories, the school's warning bell rang.
On that cue, the Hentai Horde made their sudden return.
(Posted Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:51)
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