The only TV in the Tendo-s was in the common room, so that's where he had to hook up the DVD player. "I hope I've done it correctly."
He had been hunting for silky darlings in fresh territory. He had heard some call out to him from a house that had been apparently abandoned for months. Mold was threatening the delicate dainties.
But besides the collection of lingerie the lost loser had, he had other items that called out to the Master of Anything-Goes.
"Hubba-Hubba!" Happosai drooled, looking at the titles on the DVD-s: Victoria’s Confessions, Panty Raiders of the Lost Walk, Bra Nude World, Freudian Slips, and Less, Hos in Hose, I Was a Teenage-
"You can't see those!!" Akane screamed, bringing her giant mallet down on them.
"You broke them...They're all in little pieces...like my heart... ." His moment of self-pity changed to anger. "You'll pay for that!"
That was Ranma's cue to enter. "Hey, Gramps, how 'bout I tell you tell you a place where they recycle bras, panties, and stuff like that for their silk?" he said, leaning against the garden door. "But I'll only tell, if you leave Akane alone."
After Happosai had eagerly agreed and left, Ranma sauntered over to the pile of DVD-s left undamaged.
"Ranma -You Pervert!"
"But, Akane, look, the labels say they're not porn, but anime. I think I even heard about some a them."
"Idiot! If they're Happosai's, they can't be normal! Get away, and I'll smash those, too!"
Being in a teasing mood, the student of martial arts speed moved them out from under the mallet; only one/two-at-a-time, to annoy her even further. The only damage the wooden sledgehammer did was to the floor. "Now, look what you've done," he said with mock blame. "And there was already one where you smashed those other DVD-s, too, Tsk, tsk. What will your family say."
While she was comically flustered, Ranma slipped a DVD onto the player's extended tray without looking at the label, tapping it shut with a finger.
Akane ran from the room.
Grinning, the pigtailed boy continued looking in her direction; not wanting to bother with the opening warnings and such, he waited until after the music had started before turning around.
He only had the chance to see the title of the anime, before being sucked into...
(Posted Sun, 19 Nov 2006 00:08)
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