Ranma was in bed, nude but for the cover pulled up over 'his' very ample boobs.
'He' wasn't alone.
A man in his twenties jumped out of his suit, and in just his boxers dove straight for Ranma: He was wiry and very hairy, with a look of pure animal lust on his incredibly average face framed by long sideburns.
A trap door in the bed opened up and a boxing glove on a powerful spring shot up, knocking the would-be rapist back on his sorry ass.
"Fujiko! Why do you always have to be like that?" the guys said, readjusting his jaw. "I thought we were friends."
"Friends!? I don't know you!" the now naked Ranma said, tossing aside the cover to stand up to better defend his-Or, rather, her-Or, rather-"Hey! This ain't my body!? Look at the size of the boobs!"
"Yeah," the guy agreed with a leering smile. "I can never get enough of them. Of course, that's mainly because you won't let me."
"Who are you? Who am I supposed to be? What goin' on!!?"
"Amnesia?" No sooner did he say it, than a scheme formed in the World's Greatest Criminal Mastermind. "My poor, sweet Fujiko Mine! Don't tell me you don't remember your beloved Arsène Lupin III?"
"Of course I don't!" But wait, 'cuz I ain't in my own body, he of course thinks I'm this Fujiko girl-I mean "woman"; definitely a woman.
"What a thing to happen on our honeymoon!"
"HONEYMOON!!?"
(Posted Sun, 19 Nov 2006 20:59)
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