Lupin opened the hotel room's door, gesturing gallantly inside. "Welcome to your second home away from home away from home, etc. One of these days we're going to have to find out where your first home was. But as of today, your home is where your husband is."
"What are you doin'!?" Ranma asked, ready to fight.
"I'm just carrying you across the threshold, Darling Fuji-kins."
"No way: Uh, uh; keep your hands off," and Ranma walked in on 'his' own long legs.
"You just have to keep pushing it, don't you?" Jigen said.
"It's as I told you, I have to keep being the jerk my one-and-only Fujiko's personality expects me to be," he smiled merrily as he entered before the rest.
"Geez, I never been in a place like this. It's expensive."
"Wait until you see the bathroom, gold-plated fixtures and hydro-massage. You care for a hot bath? No waiting for it to heat up," he said with a lewd voice.
"Hey! I wonder... ." And the bossomy woman hurried to run the water.
"A warning, Lupin, while she is away" Goemon said more seriously than usual.
"Hurry up! I want to get naked, too."
"Her aura is different from Miss Mine's. It is distinctly male."
"So? Her body is distinctly female! Is it ever: Grrr-owl."
“Aw, no! I’m still a girl!”
“Isn’t that grand to hear.”
"It also belongs to a basically honest person."
"Uh, oh! Sounds like trouble," Jigen said. "Crap! And I thought any change in the broad would be an improvement."
"Jigen, where's your usual cynicism? As a man of science, I say Goemon’s mumble-jumbo have been wrong before. No offense, Goemon, Old Man. But he does remind me that we know nothing about this second personality. We must find out more about it.” He headed for the phone.
“Okay, Goemon, just what does “basically honest” supposed to mean?” Jigen asked.
“The young man has a hard moral core; but his surface has been corrupted by those around him.”
“You mean he keeps bad company.”
“Well, we’re bad company. And if there’s anyone who knows how to corrupt others, it’s Lupin, the 3rd! –Hello, the Great S. Kaper? It’s me, your old student and benefactor, Lupin III. How’s your club doing, lately? Oh, that’s too bad. Then you would be interested in a little injection of fresh capitol?”
(Posted Tue, 21 Nov 2006 23:19)
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