"Over there are my quarters," Usagi told her Senshi-to-be-again, while the two of them were lying near a wooden hut in the middle of the camp. Now that they actually had managed to arrive here, the queen-general discarded Uranus' medic helmet so she could see again.
"You have to go in there and bring me my spare fuku, so my pride is restored and I can get back to my sanctuary... I mean, the palace."
"No problem," Minako grinned. "I'll just go to your locker and take out the fuku... I still wonder why we don't use our pens to change clothes anymore..."
"The pen gives you the power and a fuku, but it's always the same fuku... and sometimes, they have to be washed, right? Now, enough of this... can you do it?"
"Do pineapples fly?" Minako asked annoyed. "Of course I can do it... just watch me!"
And sneakily, the red-bowed soldier slinked towards the hut, agile like a cat on the prowl...
"But be careful..." Usagi suddenly said. "I think there is a..."
"HALT! Who goes there?"
BANG BANG BANG!
"WHAAAAAAAH!"
"...guard." Usagi finished weakly.
Minako came stumbling back to her, her soldier's uniform blotched with bullet holes. "Why... didn't you... tell me... earlier?" she groaned in pain.
"I forgot..." Usagi mumbled bashfully. "Normally, they only use that rifle to salute me... Also, I think this guy belongs to that sort of guard that shoots first and asks questions later..."
"So I noticed..." Minako said and collapsed with a groan.
"We have to do something about that guard..." Usagi pondered while Minako picked the bullets out of her battle vest. While her uniform DID stop the bullets, the impact DID hurt...
"Perhaps we can distract him somehow..." Minako suggested.
Usagi smiled. "Excellent idea, Mina-chan! Luckily, I've practiced, just in case..."
"You practiced? What?"
Usagi grinned. "Watch me!"
And then the noble queen and general of Crystal Tokyo looked out of her hiding place, waving her arms and shouting: "Hey, you stupid guard! Up yours!" And she blew him the most impressive raspberry Minako had ever seen.
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!
Quickly, Usagi pulled back her head, while the bullets flew over her head. "See?" she asked with a grin. "That always works!"
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"Usagi, I got it! Mission accomplished!" Minako shouted as she crawled back from the hut.
"Okay, then I'll stop my distractions now," Usagi replied and pulled her tongue back into her mouth. Instantly, the guard ceased firing.
"It's safe to come now, Mina-chan!"
Minako quickly came around the boulder that was their cover and gave her queen and princess a bundle of clothes. "Here, I grabbed inside your locker and pulled this out - so this has to be your fuku!"
"Good job, soldier!" Usagi smirked while unwrapping the bundle.
Then she gasped. "B-but what is that? That's not my fuku, you stupid... Why did you bring me those silky, see-through, barely-there undies?"
Minako gaped at the sexy piece of undergarments Usagi was holding. How did that happen?
"Wait a minute... it was in your locker, right? How did something like this get in the locker of a general?"
Usagi flinched upon hearing that and blushed heavily... "Um... perhaps... this is something I bought... to surprise Mamo-chan, when I get back to the palace..."
Minako wagged her finger and snickered. "Bad queenie, bad..."
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(Posted Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:16)
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