"Usagi, I'm coming back," Minako shouted from afar. "And this time, it HAS to be the right thing."
"Okay, I hope you're right this time," Usagi sighed as she (once again) stopped 'distracting' the guard. "But no satin bras and lace panties this time, okay?"
"Don't worry," Minako said with a groan. "Damn, that's heavy... See, I didn't want something like that happening again... so I brought you the whole locker!" And she put her heavy load down, next to her general.
Usagi's eyes sparkled. "Mina-chan, you can be a genius sometimes..."
Minako blushed bashfully.
----
While her queen hid behind some boulders to change into her fuku, Minako waited nervously in front of it.
"Pssst, Usagi... did you find your fuku? Or is it just a ballerina tutu this time?"
Then she froze... a gloved hand was lying on her shoulder.
"Soldier Aino..." Sailor Neptune grumbled dangerously. "I'd very much like to know just WHY YOU KNOCKED OUT MY HARUKA!!"
Minako sweated and turned around. "Um... Michiru... I don't know what you're talking about..."
"Don't mess with me now! You might have taken Uranus by surprise, but she recognized you before you hit her. So, answer me: Why shouldn't I just bring you to the Commander, right away?"
Minako gulped. This looked bad...
Suddenly, a regal voice came from the top of the rocks. "SAILOR NEPTUNE! Leave my personal adjutant alone. She acted on MY personal order in a very special and secret mission."
Minako and Michiru looked up... and they saw their queen and general standing up there, a sight to behold in her magnificent, royal fuku.
"U-Usagi?" Neptune stuttered. "Um, I, I mean... of course, Your Highness!"
Minako let out a sigh of relief. "Phew... that was close..."
----
The next day, Minako proudly strode around the camp, showing off her brand-new Venus fuku.
"I can't believe it," Private Hiroshi said to his pal Daisuke. "First, she gets demoted, and then she not only gets her transformation pen back, but she's promoted to Sergeant..."
"I heard the queen-general herself vouched for her," Daisuke replied.
"The general?" his buddy asked in surprise. "I thought she's in the sick bay?"
"Well, looks like she got better... and now she's eating all the time."
"Oh!"
"Yeah, and she insists that the doctor herself serves her lunch..."
"What?"
"I don't understand it either... but look for yourself!"
They looked over to where Sailor Moon was sitting at a table, in front of an empty plate, while Sailor Saturn was serving a big pork roast.
Saturn smiled nervously as she tried cutting the roast with a knife. "Um, I'm sorry, Your Highness... I'm trying as best as I can, but... I wouldn't have such a problem during a surgery..."
"And you're calling yourself a surgeon?" Usagi mocked. "Hurry up, Saturn... and make sure to cut it clean!"
"Um, perhaps I should just use my glaive..."
"NO!"
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