"I should take care of them now," VesVes decided. "They're all too busy with each other, so they wouldn't attack me all at once."
She glanced at her shadow. "Come out, my newest pet..."
The Lemure that appeared looked very much like a cross between a voluptuous girl and a green gecko, posed with a grin.
"KageKage is here," she squeaked in a high-pitched voice. "What shall I do?"
VesVes gestured down at the fighting teams. "I want you to go down there and grab me that hunky boy... I want his Dream Mirror!"
"Down there?" the lizard-girl sweat-dropped. "Um, but... they look pretty violent to me... I could get hurt!"
VesVes glowed with anger. "WANNA FIND OUT JUST HOW MUCH YOU'LL GET HURT IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME?"
"Eep!" KageKage squeaked. "I'll obey!" And she scampered down the wall of the building, easily sticking to the wall with the suction pads on her toes and fingers.
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A Gale Blast. "Never..." Another Gale Blast. "Call my..." A third Gale Blast. "Boobs..." Yet another Gale Blast. (boring, isn't it?) "TINY AGAIN!"
Venus yelped as she dodged Misato's attacks. She was so busy skipping, dodging and diving to avoid the numerous wind blasts that she didn't get to attack herself.
Meanwhile, Jupiter had charged up an electric attack at the tip of her tiara. "Supreme Thunder!"
"Oakenshield!" Shinji quickly said and summoned a shield of wood that protected him from the lighting. "Hey, be careful with that stuff, you could hit me!"
"That was the idea," Makoto yelled. "Now hold still!"
'Damn, how could I make her stop?' Shinji thought as she once again charged him. 'She's so strong... Ah, I got it!'
"Vine Entangle!" And from the earth, a great number of vines quickly grew and snatched the tall Senshi's wrists and ankles.
"Hey! No fair! Lemme go!" Makoto angrily struggled against the numerous bonds, but more and more came out of the earth to hold her still.
"Just don't tentacle rape them," Asuka muttered as she came past him, reflecting another flaming arrow from Mars.
"Tentacle Rape?" Makoto grimaced.
Mars gasped, then snarled. "I knew it! You're all Hentai Youma! BURNING MANDALA!"
"SPEED BURNER!" Asuka countered, and a very fast-flying plume of flame shot out of her saber's tip. The two fire attacks hit each other and vanished.
Shinji sighed. Now that Jupiter was bound within the vines, perhaps he could go to that cat and...
"KageKage!" a shrill voice came from nowhere, as suddenly, four powerful limbs wrapped themselves around his body.
"Gack!" Shinji screamed. "What...? Who are you?"
The Lemure giggled. "Oh, just a little gecko that's hungry... for your Dream Mirror! So please come with me, to my mistress!"
"Get off me!" Shinji struggled against KageKage's grip, but the Lemure was stronger. In addition, she wrapped her flexible tail around his waist so that he couldn't move at all.
"Now we turn around..." Shinji felt how the Lemure was controlling his limbs without being able to do anything about it. "And leave the other troublemakers behind..." Slowly, taking one step after another, Shinji was forced to move towards the building on the other side of the street.
Meanwhile, Makoto had managed to snap one of her hands free. Then she saw how Shinji was being controlled by the Lemure and gasped. "Hey, you aren't from the Dead Moon Circus, are you?"
"I never said I was," Shinji mumbled as KageKage snickered. "Now that we've established that, could you please help me?"
"I would... IF YOU HADN'T TANGLED ME UP WITH YOUR PERVERT VINES!"
"Oh, right... um, vines, let her go!"
And by the power of the plant spirit within his armor, the vines loosened her grip around Jupiter, and she was free.
She was just going to attack with a Sparkling Wide Pressure, when she realized something. "Dang, if he really isn't one of them, I shouldn't use an attack that would hit him as well..." She sprinted across the street, reached Shinji and the gecko-Lemure and grabbed KageKage's tail.
"Hey! Whaddya doin'? Lemme go!" KageKage protested, but continued to let Shinji march towards the building's entrance.
"Oh no, you don't..." Makoto grumbled as she pulled with all her might.
"OW! Hey, that hurts!"
Jupiter turned around her head. "HEY!" she yelled. "Could you all stop that and HELP ME?"
Hearing the voice of her teammate, Venus turned around... and saw the Lemure. Misato, who followed her gaze, let out a gasp. "Shinji!"
"Wait a minute... you're not with them?" Minako realized.
"Never mind that now, we have to help them!" Minako nodded, and together, they ran over to Shinji and helped Jupiter pull at the Lemure's tail.
"OW! OWOWOWOWOW! NO FAIR, THREE AGAINST ONE!"
"And I don't count?" Shinji asked.
"Man... that is one strong gecko..." Minako wheezed. The three of them managed to stop the Lemure, but they still couldn't pull it off Shinji's back.
"I've got an idea," Misato suddenly said. "Step back!"
Jupiter and Venus did as she said, and then, Misato pulled out her fan.
"Tiny Tornado!" And with a flick of her wrist, a miniature tornado appeared underneath Shinji and KageKage, blowing both of them up in the sky.
"GAAAAAAH!" "WHY MEEEE?"
"Shinji, turn around!" Misato yelled.
Shinji obeyed, and suddenly, it was the Lemure's body that was facing the ground.
KageKage sweat-dropped. "That's going to hurt..." she whined.
And then gravity made it's presence, and when they hit the ground with a loud 'SMACK', it was KageKage who felt most of the impact.
"I need a new spine..." she whimpered. Not having much strength left, she let Shinji go, and the boy from the future quickly leapt away from her.
"Now get a load of THIS!" Jupiter smirked. "Sparkling Wide Pressure!"
Venus answered with a cry of: "Crescent Beam!" And then, the Lemure was history...
"Phew..." Shinji sighed. "Thanks for getting me out of there..."
"Yeah..." Makoto said uncomfortably. "Um... sorry for mistaking you for one of them..."
"Well, I guess there have been some misunderstandings..." Misato said. "And... you know... I'm kinda sensitive if someone insults my boo... my body."
"Um, sorry about that," Venus grinned nervously. "But you've been after my cat, so..."
"FIRE SOUL BIRD!"
"FIRE COMET!"
The four of them looked over to where the two fire-users were still fighting.
"Come on, you call that a hit?" Asuka mocked. "Don't make me laugh!"
"As if you could do better, flame-breath!" Rei replied. "I barely felt your silly little attack!"
"Stand still!"
"Why should I?"
"Jerk!"
"Bitch!"
"Oh, and I still think your fuku looks silly!"
"Grrrrr... TAKE THIS!!"
Misato sweat-dropped. "They don't seem to have noticed that we've stopped fighting..."
"Seems so..." Jupiter nodded.
"Uh, shouldn't we stop them?" Shinji asked.
Venus shook her head. "Nah," she mumbled and stuffed some popcorn in her mouth. "Let's just enjoy the show!"
Artemis looked out of a garbage can. "Um, is it safe to come out?"
"SPEED BURNER!"
"MARS FLAME SNIPER!"
"EEK!" the white Mau yelped and dove back into the garbage.
...
"Pass the popcorn, will ya?" Misato said.
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