"So, Ranma's using you to take care of his guy-problems," Nabiki theorized.
The front door slid violently open, and bare feet came running down the hall.
"And that would be his biggest guy-problem, right on cue."
"Akane Tendo! My Huntress Goddess of Victory!" Kuno cried, reaching out for her even as he entered.
Akane tumbled over him, her pompoms passing around him. By the time she alit, the kendo-boy's gi and hakama were in shreds, leaving him in only a short loincloth.
The otherwise proud samurai knelt, the easier to show modesty in front of ladies. "Forgive my enthusiasm, My Conquorer of Love!"
"I hope you came here for a reason other than to receive my Special Love." Kuno was unflinching as she passed the sharp edges within a pompom within a fraction of an inch of his exposed skin.
It was only when she had withdrawn her weapon that Kuno quivered; more from the pleasure he received over the demonstration of his bravery and trust in his idol than actual fear. "I have come to warn you that my spinster sister, Kodachi, does intend to challenge you."
"Again? This is getting tiresome. I thought when I beat her in that Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Tournament she would no longer bother me."
"Well, you are requiring me as the Head of the Clan, and Controller of its wealth to guarantee that she has no boyfriend, let alone a fiancé."
"You're saving the Black Rose for me...I mean, us. You do want me to continue to root you to more victories, Kuno-sama? ...And not just in kendo." Akane almost became seductive. "You are my special project. A cheerleader has to think of how she's going to use her talent after high school and college."
"Wowza," Nabiki said. "Ranma's solution to the Kuno-problems is a two-fer. Akane swings both ways."
(Posted Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:59)
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