Horny was bored. Horny wanted to kill. Unfortunately there was nothing for Horny to kill in Ranma's dungeon, so that is why Horny was walking through that river in search of entertainment and hopefully something for him to kill.
That's when he found what looked like the beginnings of another dungeon.
"Now, I hope that the little Keeper has lots of little minions that will squeal as I slaughter them." Horny chuckled as he quicken his pace.
At first Horny found only a few traps, but soon he had goblins, Warlocks, trolls, and even the odd former Hero attacking. Hacking and slashing through the forces of the soon to be Ex-Keeper Armos. Slice.
Splatter.
Scream.
Rinse in blood and repeat.
Steadily Horny made his way though the forces of the least lucky Keeper on the planet. Splash went the troll's head was splattered on a wall. Crunch went the former Black Knight as Horny's fist flattened him. Fart went the Bile Demon as it was impaled on the scythe.
All too soon, well for Horny anyways, the carnage reached the Dungeon Heart.
"Keeper! Keeper! The Horned Demon is coming!! It's killing everyone...YAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhh..." cried the panicked goblin just as the blade of the scythe cut it from shoulder to hip. The top half flying over the Keeper and landing on the Heart. Dark Blood spewed into the Keeper's ashen face as the blood drenched blade of an insanely, smiling Horny passed inched from his nose.
"Well here you are little Keeper. Tell me will you scream as loudly for me as your minions?" asked the ridiculously happy Horny.
The poor Keeper just ran for his life as Horny laughed and followed bisecting an imp along the way.
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