Sheerpantyhose, a weird name for a town, but expected and not the only one from the twisted world of pokegirls.
Ranma stared at the sign in horrid fascination for a while, who the hell came up with all these wacky and perverted names?
“Master, are we walking in or not?” Jetta grumbled as Ranma snapped out of it.
“Heh. Sorry Jetta,” he mumbled, “ Well I guess we should get some shopping for new clothes like I promised. Jetta, can you tell me what this place has to offer?”
“If it hadn’t changed a bit like eleven years ago, Sheerpantyhose is a somewhat-bustling city. There are no Gyms here, two PokCenters and a PokeBreeder's ranch built just on the edge of town, allowing for acres of farmland to be used for raising Pokegirls to sell to aspiring Tamers. Thus this place thus gets a lot of visitors and people passing through.” Replied the lupine pokewoman.
The last time she came here, her master then had been that prick, what-was-his-name, and left her for sale.
“Anyway remember what I told you once we’re in town.” Snapped the older woman.
A while back…
After leaving Stryyp and his pokegirls, Gina and Genn had returned to their balls, one on the account of conserving her aura energy and the other just not liking having to walk around all day, Jetta, Brianna, Brittany, and Sheila were still all around him.
The Lupina had practically dragged him away to get on the road, that action and the berating of almost revealing that he killed Sextome was nothing compared to what she said next…
“Ranma, look we could get into a whole load of trouble because you killed Sextome, we need you to act like Sextome in public, that way, we can avoid suspicion.”
“You want me to WHAT!” he was shocked to say the least, “Why?”
Sextome was a pervert, maybe an even greater one than the Happosai he knew. What was worse was that he was sadistic and cruel. He was a criminal and he was more humane than Sextome ever was. It made him shiver to think that they almost had the same morals let alone looks.
“Ranma, I know pokegirl all not I can’t M AKE you do it. But, Ranma you may believe that pokegirls should have equal rights, the rest of the world doesn’t, what’s more Sextome is gone, people would wonder what happened…”Ranma tuned the rest of her conversation off.
He sighed; he sorta had an understanding with that logic. His time in Jade was an example, it seemed like no matter where he went it would be in a place where he would be at odds with society. Jetta was right, but when was wanting to be in peace means you need to be an absolute bastard. Stupid, twisted world.
“ Okay Jetta, I’ll do it. Though if there is another way, I’ll take it.” He reluctantly replied.
Jetta then filled him in on perverted behavior and the habits of Ranma Sextome.
Back to present…
‘asS-mart’. Ranma’s eyebrow twitched at the flashing signboard complete with picture of a woman’s firm behind.
‘This world is really messed up worse than Jade, at least Jade had decency.’
The interior of the store was not bad at all, far from bad actually, from the various signs; it had just about everything for pokegirls. It was the sweat and blood of old man Ash Williams.
It had everything and the prices were dirt-cheap. Yet it was so empty, you’d think it would have more customers for a store this good. You can also blame old man Ash Williams for that too. In his earlier years as a tamer, he had ill luck to run into just about every insect and dark type pokegirls. This resulted to the fact that his arms and legs were all automail. While that didn’t sound too creepy, his right arm was a chainsaw he kept a caster he affectionately called “boomstick” with him 24/7, this did not mix well for his low tolerance for browsers and people whom ‘bought to little’.
He was about to close shop early, as it was another empty day when the door opened and an almost forgotten jingle chimed. He rushed from zero to mach two, grabbing the first customer in three weeks in a tight embrace.
“WELCOME! What can I get for you today! We have just about everything!” Polite and enthusiastic, that was good attitude, hazardous though, did I mention the chain saw motor starts when his excited.
Blood spilled on the floor and the poor shmuck fell before the feet of Ranma and Jetta.
“Whoops, lose more customers this way…Jenny! C’mere and mop up the blood!” Kicking the twitching carcass away, he turned to face the pigtailed tamer and lupina, “ HEH! Two customers at once, today must be my lucky day.”
Ranma and Jetta sweat-dropped and began inching away to the exit as the psychopath in front of them began laughing maniacally and ranting about his good fortune.
“ So! What can I get you today!” His chainsaw arm blocking the doorway, motor running, it efficiently ruined Ash’s sincere and cheery smile, “ Well?”
Chuckling nervously a bit, Ranma answered the madman, “Yes, I’m getting clothes for my harem, mind if I let them loose?”
“Sure you can! Go NUTS! But do remember to buy…” With an evil glint in his eye and a smirk, he left to the cashier.
Shrugging, Ranma decided he didn’t really have a choice and released his harem.
As Ranma and harem began the browsing, Ash was thinking of what to do with Ranma Sextome being in his shop After all it was not everyday a big name like Sextome would come by, so what to do, what to do, oh yes, what to do…
A while later…
Jetta sighed, being a pokewoman, there were fewer things her size and even so, she had to get something that Sextome would have approved of to lessen suspicion. Looking over at the other girls, they had more or less found what they were looking for.
Brittany and Brianna of course loved browsing through the various outfits, although with her hearing, Jetta could pick up how they were saying. THEY thought the outfits they currently had in their hands were good looking. She would have to remind them they were supposed to make it sound like they wanted to buy them because they would think Ranma would like seeing the girls in them. Although Ranma had told them to get whatever, Jetta would hope they would try and pick up on that and revolve the outfits around something HE would like.
Speaking about Ranma… He needed to stop blushing and act like a tamer, which was to stop being so passive and show more initiative to taming and sexual acts. Which reminded her that some of them really needed it, aside from it being Brittany’s turn, Herself, Genn and Sheila whom were seldom tamed were needing it too. Turning her head she observed the rest of her harem sisters.
Sheila seemed to have the right idea at the moment. She was currently standing next to a slightly depressed Gina and asking if a one-piece suit that completely revealed her legs and would be skin tight against her chest would be what Ranma would find her sexy in. Jetta also made a mental note to ask what was bothering Gina so much later when they got out of town.
As for Genn, she was...
"Hey Jetta, you think the Master would let us by collars?"
...right behind Jetta.
Letting out a little cry of surprise Jetta jumped back a bit and turned around to see Genn holding a short leather pants and vest combination in her arms with a matching collar. A few seconds later Jetta looked down at the little pokegirl and frowned after recovering from her surprise. "Why the heck are you asking me? Ranma's the one you should be getting permission from," Jetta whispered. "Hey, where is that kid anyway?"
Genn pointed out the pigtailed weresmilodon blushing a bit and cussing at a corner “He was by the window a minute ago… Ah, he’s right there. Guess he just didn’t like the scenery.”
"I better go see what's up I guess," Jetta said before walking over. Besides, the old Ranma would have never just been standing around and waiting for his girls to do something without keeping one of them for entertainment, and a little release might be good for Jetta right about now.
Plus, being that close she could keep an eye on the kid as to avoid any more slip-ups...she hoped.
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