"Okay, so I do THIS," said Ranma, flaring out with the Great Will. "I researched you, you know. Everybody dying to serve some floating eight-ball ain't cool. So, since you're all messed up ANYWAY, I can do THIS!"
He would have felt bad about messing with someone's head to this extent if it hadn't been for the fact that all of them were possessed and frankly as nutty as a squirrel exhibit at the zoo.
"Yes, Master," said Soichiro Tomoe, a glance behind him revealing the various Witches kneeling before their new Lord. "You desire to conquer the world, and to avoid Pharoah 90 - our previous Master."
"That's pretty much it," said Ranma. "Ya got yer assistants and yer equipment. Make sure you put in a Giant Robot."
"A 'giant robot'?" asked Professor Tomoe.
"Yeah, gotta have a Giant Robot," said Ranma. "Can't conquer the world without a giant robot. Just ain't done."
"I see," said Professor Tomoe. Hey, if the boss wanted a giant robot - that was cool with him. "I have but one request, my Master."
"Yeah, I got yer daughter, she's cured and healthy and all," said Ranma. "Couldn't just leave that thingie in her. Of course, I ended up making a seperate body for the Mistress 9 thingie. Erased the whole Pharoah 90 loyalty thing."
"Might I make some suggestions there, Master?" said Soichiro.
"Yeah?" asked Ranma. Soichiro quickly filled a blackboard.
"Okay, Jusenkyo is divided into four sections," said Ranma, after exercising the Will again. "Spring Of Healing on Level 1, Spring Of Love - B2, Spring of Inner Nature Changing Outer Shape on Level 2, and Spring Of Divination."
"Yes, Master," said Professor Tomoe.
"Can ya knock off the 'master' stuff? Just don't feel right," confessed Ranma. "It's like this throne. Looks okay, pain ta sit in it."
"So we're taking over the world to save it," said the Professor. "Hmmm. I'll be in the labs if you need me, Chief."
Ranma shook his head, glancing at the [1:31:12] display. "None of this is anything Pop ever taught me. Not even close. Hmmm. Maybe I oughta-"
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