[Episode 182079] [Episode 182079]Both Keeper Malbrin and Keeper Sidarian looked away from the disgusting sight before them. One of Malbrin’s Orcs even had to duck under a bone that flew at him from the table they in. Keeper Nelfania was literally stuffing her face as she buried most her head into the large whole roasted pig that laid on the table. Despite being together at one table, the tension in the air between the three Keepers was so thick you can bounce a ball off it. It wasn’t long before a Rogue arrived at their table.
“Do you have the information.” Sidarian looked at his minion with the corner of his eye.
“I’m sorry my Lord, but there is no information on a Keeper named Ranma.” The Rogue bowed.
“I don’t see why your gathering information to soon-to-be deceased, Sidarian.” Malbrin said smugly as he leaned back into his velvet chair.
“Unlike you, Malbrin, I keep backup plans.” Sidarian glared at Malbrin.
“Are you saying that I’m too incompetent?” Malbrin frowned. “At least I’m not a paranoid bag of bones.”
“Watch that tone…” Sidarian sneered. “It might make me think you’re a Sylvan.”
“Is that so?” The Dark Elf’s eyes narrowed at the insult. Dark Elves are obviously a higher being compared to those sun-loving cousins of theirs. “I don’t see how. Especially when you haven’t caught one yet.”
“What? How did you…?”
“Don’t act like you don’t know. I know all about that little hobby of yours. Collecting females of each of the goodly races to be part of your ‘special’ harem. The only one your missing is a Sylvan Elf girl, is it not?” Malbrin smirked. “You have been raiding Sylvan surface towns for months only to, come empty-handed every time.”
“Shut up! What would you know?”
“All I’m saying is you that you’re a lecherous parasite that can’t even capture one girl.” Malbrin grinned as tilted head upwards which made him look like he was looking down on his fellow Keeper mockingly. “While I have a pretty one in my prison which tastes my whip every night. Oh how her cries bring me so much joy. I’ve kept her skin completely unblemished thanks to my superior healing spells and she’s a virgin as well. Now Sidarian, what’s with that look? Jealous?”
“You pride yourself too much Dark Elf!” Sidarian growled. “I can get one at anytime, but this Keeper ‘Ranma’ has obviously been building up his forces in secret. And I have no time for your foolish Dark Elf superiority ideal.” “I’m simply stating the truth of how much of a worthless maggot you are.”
“WHAT DID YOU SAY!?” Sidarian slammed his hands on the table as he stood up, glaring hatefully at Malbrin.
“Did I stutter?” Malbrin challenged as he grinned.
“Will two idiots shut up. I’m trying to have a decent meal.” Nelfania growled as grease and sauce dribbled down her chin.
“Shut up you fat bitch! Can’t you see we are in the middle of something?!” Sidarian spat at Nelfania.
“A vile thing like you wouldn’t understand.” Malbrin stated in a haughty manner.
“I’m going to enjoy carving both your faces.” Nelfania pulled out her dagger. “You both are too stupid to realize that I am better either of you.”
Sidarian and Malbrin looked at each other before bursting with laughter. Nelfania growled as she threw the dagger at Malbrin. Malbrin managed to move out of the way, but the blade had already made a small cut on his cheek.
“You lowly beast! How dare you mar my beautiful face.” Malbrin raged as his bodyguards tensed for a fight.
“I’ll don’t care if you’re a man, it’ll be sliced up just the same!”
By this time everyone in the vicinity tensed as a battle was going to erupt. However, several small forms dragging certain would be assassins passed the group at blurring speeds.
“My Assassin!”
“My Sniper!”
“My Orc!”
“Ranma is our target now.“ Malbrin turned to the others enraged. “Everything else can wait.”
“That brat will die slowly for this.” Sidarian growled.
“We’ll show him what kind of fool he truly is for doing this to our servants.” Nelfania promised as she went to retrieve her dagger.
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