Ranma quickly decided... HELL NO! He could probably deal with most of the problems he might forget to fix after the fact if he kept his Rabbid powers.
Wait... That's what they were called? Rabbids... Where did he hear that name before? Oh yes. From the video game Rayman: Ravin' Rabbids. That game came out about a week after the failed wedding. Then the weird stuff with that Kami had ensued. Hmm... Better make Nabiki more receptive to the truth when he tells her.
FLASH!
One moment... He'd better find out if the Neko-Ken still affected him. Oh, there's the Guide's housecat! Twitch...
:::
Life was good. Although Mittens had understood from observation and the nervousness that "Warm-Lap's" Father had whenever he got close to the pools that he should never go near them, on occasion, he was fed the scraps of some fried fish or something that had been turned into a fish. Now he was searching the grass around "Home" for any grasshoppers or beetles to toy with.
Wait. There's a weird-looking human with rabbit ears grinning at him evilly... Suddenly, Mittens definitely wanted to be somewhere else. He started running... but he didn't even cover the distance of one meter before his world went black.
:::
Ranma's Rabbid instincts had finally relaxed. Oh dear. He had crushed the poor cat with an anvil. He put the murder weapon back into nowhere. Then he realized that the Neko-Ken had no hold over him anymore! He wasn't afraid of cats, because Rabbids don't feel fear, only hate! And anything that a Rabbid hates, it destroys! He'll still have to avoid cats, but at least he won't become one himself! But if Shampoo were to still be cursed to turn into a cat... Shudder! He didn't actually hate the girl, and he didn't want to be the instrument of her demise. She'll have to turn into something else...
FLASH!
She also had anger issues that could be tweaked...
FLASH!
Ranma was tired of having various stabby implements rain down on him from above, so Mousse would have be anything other than a bird... or cat for that matter.
FLASH!
Cologne could be just a tad nicer...
FLASH!
And so on and so forth. Strangely, because of the insanity of the Rabbid in him, he kept coming up with new ideas for Cursed Springs. So instead of there being 100 springs with 14 of them not yet cursed, Jusenkyou had no uncursed springs, and it had a total of 375 springs in total.
FLASH!
Okay, make that 376.
PING! [2:02:13]
Oh yeah! Pops. He could still be a problem. Well, Ranma did like the idea of Genma remaining cursed to be a panda, but the smell of wet panda fur was slightly nauseating... Then Ranma had an idea.
He pulled various bath salts and such out of nowhere and started pouring them into the Spring of Drowned Panda. Then, while thinking of things that he'd need to fix, he hog-tied Genma's still unconscious form and waited for the idiot martial artist to wake up.
After the bald man finally awoke (well, Ranma did hit him pretty hard), the Guide was awakened by a splash in the direction of the springs. He was slack-jawed to see that the younger customer had just cursed his own father... into a panda? There were worse things he could've cursed him into. That boy was... creepy. Yes, creepy was the word. Well, the Guide decided to help the new panda get accustomed to his new body.
:::
Ranma, in full-Rabbid form, was sitting on the edge of the cliff trying to think of anything he might have forgotten about... which he knew was very likely.
PING! [0:37:56]
Well, darn. He was running out of time. Wait... didn't Ryouga show up about now and fall into the Spring of Drowned Piglet?
:::
Hibiki Ryouga was lost. That goes without saying, but we'll say it anyway! He was hungry. Very hungry. HEY! Look! A bunny! Ryouga hadn't had rabbit stew in quite some time! He'll grab the quick meal, then go back to searching for that coward, Ranma!
:::
Too bad for Ryouga, Ranma's back was facing him, else the Lost Boy might have not charged at him. Ranma's Rabbid instincts took over again.
He jumped up, just barely out of his attacker's reach, and pulled a 9-iron golf club out of nowhere, then he realized that his attacker was Ryouga... Ranma hit him anyway, knocking him off of the cliff towards the Cursed Springs.
Oh crap. Ranma did not need him turning into a pig again. Anything but a pig. Or a cat.
FLASH!
Ryouga landed in the Spring of Drowned...
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