Ranma awoke in the middle of a blood-red cavern. Seeing as his last coherent memory was being shot by Skeletor's Havok staff, and that he was female at that, was needless to say disorienting. The feeling of unpleasant soreness from his crotch was the really disturbing part.
His arms and legs were restrained with chains, the jingling when he tried to move attested to that, and cold stone kissed the sweat along his back. He couldn't break free so the only thing he could do was wait. Usually when some 'villain' captured him the first thing they'd do was come to visit the incapacitated 'hero' and gloat.
Nearly two hours later, it was clear that skull-face guy wasn't coming down.
Hmm...Ranma went through all the nuggets of wisdom his father felt needed to be imparted through his years of training. There weren't all that many. So he settled down to wait and see what showed up.
Two hours later, he decided he couldn't wait any longer.
"Hey! I need to go to the toilet!" It was just pee but he didn't want it flying everywhere and especially not all over his body. "Anybody out there? What kind of prison is this?"
A huge shadow appeared behind one of the gates cut into the wall. "Shut your mouth, little bug, or I'll have some of my friends eat your insides."
"So you make yer prisoners piss themselves?"
"No one's every complained before." The hulking figure stepped into the scant light cast from the glowing rock. "Heh, heh, 'though no one's ever spent more'n four hours in the cell."
"Smart thinking, fur-face, bet you went to university." The shaggy guy scratched his head in bewilderment. He had him...
"What's that mean? Hey! You gonna make fun'a Beast Man you'd better pay the price?"
"What price is that?"
"A pop in the mouth! Smart Ass!" He growled around the twin fangs jutting from his underbite and insects began swarming around his feet.
"Ha! Gonna hit an unarmed man? Some brave one you are! Why don't you come over here and try that!" Ranma knew his father was an idiot, but even idiots were prone to moments of brilliance - and if Genma was brilliant at anything it was pissing people off.
"Why you! I outta!"
"What? Big man?"
"I'll show you!" Beast Man released the gate and leaped across the void, landing between Ranma's chained legs. "Ha! Ha! I've seen pussy cats with bigger equipment!"
"Release my bonds, big man, then you can talk." Ranma smirked.
Beast Man howled in anger, spittle flying from his maw. He stamped on a hidden switch and the chains unlocked. "Now get up small fry and I'll bite your stinkin' head off!"
Ranma sat up and rubbed his bruised wrists. "Okay. How's about an appetizer?"
"Huh?" Beast Man didn't have any time to say anything else before Ranma coiled back on his hands and launched himself into a flying kick to the Master of Beasts' stomach. With a yelp and a fading yowl, Beast Man fell into the chasm.
"Thanks, man." The pigtailed-boy looked briefly around for others before stepping to the very edge of the platform and letting loose into the darkness. After what felt like three litres of urine passed into the dark pit, Ranma shook off and regarded his situation.
Jumping through the open gate and closing it again, he sneaked down the dark tunnels in search for clothing.
(Posted Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:57)
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