Kokiri Ukyo: Hey, It's Ash! [Episode 185963]

by Beavis And Butthead

Suddenly, in Hyrule Field, a portal opened up in the air. Out of it fell a man, and an ... Oldsmobile?!

"AHHHHHH!" shouted the man as he fell. And fell. And fell. And fell. And fell.

SPLAT!

"Oh God, that hurt!!!" screamed the man, as he got up.

He looked up, and screamed "AHHHHH!". He quickly got up and ran. The Oldsmobile crashed right where had been.

"My car is ruined!" he shouted, looking at what was left of the car.

A ghostly image appeared in front of the man. "You didn't say the words right." the ghostly figure said. And then, it vanished, with no trace.

Then, out of the ground, erupted an undead. It growled, and snarled, and drooled. It lunged toward the man.

"Oh not this again!" shouted the man. He lifted his shotgun and said, "Hey ugly, come get some." Then he shot the undead.

The undead shouted, "Join us. I'll swallow your soul."

The man said "Not likely pal.", and killed the undead.

The man looked around, and said "Now where am I? And how do I get back home?"

• Ash goes to the village, does he meet Link and Ukyou?
• Ash goes to the forest, does he meet Saria and the Kokiri children?
• Ash goes to the ranch, does he meet Malon, and does he seduce Malon too?
• Ash goes to the castle, does he use the re-dead for target practice?
• Ash goes to Hyrule Lake, does he talk to the old man? And what's this about... a book?! "Oh man, not again!" said Ash. "That damn book! Oh shit, the book!!!"
• Something Else Happens.

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(Posted Tue, 20 Mar 2007 15:41)

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