“Hey Gina, what’s up?”
Asked the tall lycanthropoid.
The basement smelled weird.
Gina raised her head.
“Oh, not much,” the blonde replied.
“An experiment.”
“An experiment?”
Brianna asked, curious.
“What experiment?”
“Talking in Haiku,”
answered Gina with a grin.
Her teeth were so white.
“What do you mean, sis?”
Asked the girl with an eye stripe.
She thought Gina weird.
“Remember Ranma?”
Asked Gina seriously.
“The deleted thread.”
Bri nodded her head.
“Yeah. It went out pretty quick,”
she said honestly.
“But a good idea,”
Gina was quick to point out.
“It just needs a chance.”
Bri raised an eyebrow.
“You really think so, Gina?”
She didn’t think so.
Gina stared at Bri.
“Yes, I mean it my sister,”
she said honestly.
“I don’t know for sure,”
was the response to Gina.
“Who could quote this crap?”
Gina grinned widely.
“You are at this moment, Bri,”
she teased her sister.
“I’m WHAT!?” Bri shrieked out.
“Hey, wait a sec... oh! I AM!”
She screamed out in shock.
“That you are, like me,”
Gina explained to her sis.
“We speak in Haiku.”
“But I hate Haiku,”
Brianna complained loudly.
“It inhibits speech!”
“Be that as it may,”
the sensual blonde agreed,
“It can still be fun.”
“Fun my foot,” Bri snapped.
“Talking this way takes awhile.”
To her, this just sucked.
Gina rolled her eyes.
“Stop complaining, Brianna.”
She commanded Bri
“Why should I, Gina?”
The Lycanthropoid asked then.
“Don’t boss me around.”
Gina sighed aloud.
“Please... just help make this work, Bri,”
She pleaded of Bri.
Now Brianna sighed.
“All right. How does this work now?”
She’d give it a shot.
“Simple,” Gina said.
“Three row. Five, seven, and five.”
Gina grinned widely.
Bri gasped at that look.
“Oh crap. What are you thinking?”
She asked, full of dread.
“About how this works,”
Gina told her half clone sis.
“It won’t be just us.”
Bri raised an eyebrow.
“It won’t?” She asked in relief.
“Who else will help us?”
“Nearly anyone,”
Gina said with a smile.
“This is a lampoon.”
Bri stared with wide eyes.
“You mean it’s skit comedy?”
She asked in near awe.
“That it will be, Bri,”
the blonde told her sister then.
“Many animes.”
“Funny randomness?”
The tall blonde asked, curious.
“With the Saotomes?”
“And many others,”
Gina confirmed the question.
“Alone we will fail.”
“Understood, Gina,”
Bri agreed with the smart blonde.
“But what to do next?”
“It is obvious,”
Gina said with a loud laugh.
“The next one shall be...”
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