Kakashi reads porn.
Icha Icha Paradise,
is his favorite.
“Hey! This is not porn!”
Kakashi shouts angrily.
“It is a good read.”
Often he will read
Icha Icha Violence,
the second volume.
“Well, can you blame me?”
Kakashi snorts in disgust.
“It entertains me.”
Naruto jumps out.
“Yeah!” The Fox-boy shouts with glee.
“Because it is porn!”
Kakashi glares hard.
“This is not porn, Naruto,”
he says with a huff.
“But it really is,”
the youth said seriously.
“I read it myself.”
“Oh...” said the sensei.
He chuckled out nervously.
“You have, Naruto?”
“Yes I did,” he said.
Naruto seemed proud of that.
“Jiraiya kicks ass!”
“Indeed, he has skill,”
Kakashi had to agree.
“His writing is gold.”
“And it is dirty!”
The Kyubi kid laughed aloud.
“It’s all about sex!”
“It is no, damn it!”
Kakashi glared at the youth,
with is one good eye.
Naruto stared then.
“But the story tells of sex,
with a hot woman.”
“Exactly so, boy,”
the adult said with a grin.
“It’s a self help book.”
“OH! I see it now,”
Naruto understood then.
“You can’t get any.”
Kakashi glared hard,
filled with such murderous rage.
“You are going to die... FUCKIN’ PRICK!”
“You broke the Haiku!”
Naruto screamed in such shock.
“How could you sensei?”
“You’re damn right I did!”
Kakashi took out a sword.
“You gonna die, BITCH!”
*Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*!
*Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*!
*Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*! *Stab*!
He withdrew the sword,
blood dripping along the blade.
Kakashi nodded.
“That will teach the boy,”
Kakashi’s katana gleamed.
“Not to mock my porn.”
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