Strange Visitors: It was the day of the Christmas Smackdown! [Episode 18727]

by Kestral

Genma was heavyset.

Santa was heavyset.

Genma had been alive for 40 years.

Santa had been alive for over 500 years.

Genma Saotome was a formidable martial artist who had created two schools of martial arts.

Santa hadn't exactly been a 90 lb weakling himself.

"Space Sword Blaster!" Uranus swung her sword and found a string of christmas lights slapping into her wrist. She was disarmed in the same manuever and the not-so-jolly old elf grabbed the sword out of midair.

"Uranus!" Neptune cried out.

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire," called out Kris Kringle.

(Whak-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak-whakkity-whak! WHAK!)

Watching Santa Claus take the Space Sword away from Uranus and then use the flat of the blade to beat her severely around the head and shoulders with it, the various Inner Senshi just gaped.

Neptune recovered from the shock. "DEEP..."

"Yuletide Special Attack! Time to make the presents!" Santa whipped out a long string of merrily blinking Christmas lights and promptly tied Neptune up with it.

Sagging slightly, he turned to the other girls. "Now. If I *may*?"

Looking at where Uranus was lying on the ground and Michiru was gaily wrapped in blinking lights, Makoto had a different reaction. "Any chance I can learn to do that?"

"Here we go, Makoto Kino. You've been a very good girl." Santa produced a spare present from somewhere.

Zip!

There were suddenly seven eager young girls forming a line. Seven? Oh, Setsuna and Hotaru.

Makoto stared briefly at the red and green wrapped present before ripping into it. It turned out her Christmas present was:

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(Posted Mon, 17 Feb 2003 13:19)


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