Though to be fair, even those who would watch tentacle sex porn marathons on the Internet were relatively prudish to those former worshippers and their Dark Hentai Gods.
According to the texts, he would be completely protected from the magical attacks the girls had left - he would absorb any attack they hit him with and use it to fuel his own power!
Which explained why he was standing on some desks stacked together, taunting them with a double handful of cosmic doohickeys.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Happosai, surrounded by a glowing black aura. "If you want these playpretties back, you have to play 'Happosai Says!'"
At which point a thrown rock bounced off his head, revealing a teenie tiny detail he hadn't considered.
"RANMA!" screeched Happosai. "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," said the boy leaning up against the wall. "Ya waited until I was asleep, dumped Akane's underwear drawer on toppa me, then sent her ta check. That's twice this week, old freak!"
"Well, SHE hasn't figured it out yet," pointed out Happosai.
The various magical girls were using this time to build up their power and would have hit Happosai square on except for one little thing.
"OOPSIE!"
An awful lot of magical girls were clumsy as hell.
KABOOM!
The stacked desks went flying. Happosai went flying, realizing immediately that INDIRECT attacks still got past the absorption field just fine. Ranma got hit with a stray attack that gave him a bodywide tingle and frizzed his hair. The chalkboard that Happosai had comandeered to make his demands exploded. Incidental damage occurred.
"Oh that's just flippin' -" began Ranma, about to put his foot in his mouth and say something demeaning about the assembled host of magical girls that would have gotten him in trouble. Instead a glittery little gemstone of some kind fell into his open mouth and lodged briefly in his throat until he managed to swallow it.
"Well, that wasn't the plan was it?" asked Zchthpht, Dark Hentai God Of Painful Pleasure. Or was it pleasurable pain? It HAD been awhile.
"I'm pretty sure that the little guy didn't PLAN on being beaten with desks," said Grglethmp, Dark Hentai God of slithering dark things that wanted to crawl up various bodily orifices.
"BORING," declared Cthkttle, waving tentacles in rude gestures as befitted the Dark Hentai God of doing unspeakable things.
"But potentially amusing," pointed out the least Dark and Hentai of the Dark Hentai Gods - which was Thkthkthkm, the Dark Hentai God of S&M games that involved groups. "See-"
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