However, Happosai had outsmarted himself. Had he left them their magical transformation items and simply contented himself with the contents of their underwear drawers - he might have succeeded. Instead he'd also taken anything that looked like a powerup item.
Which left a lot of magical girls without a means of transforming into their magical forms.
Which left plain old physical violence for most of the girls in question.
After some time, the mangled little man in the brown gi was tossed away by the various magical girls.
When he landed on the altar, some blood and some other bodily fluids dribbled onto the altar.
"HOTCHA!" said Zchthpht, Dark Hentai God of Painful Pleasure. He put a little festive party hat onto his bulbous and tentacled head. "A sacrifice at long last."
"Yeah, that's... oh no that's so wrong," said Grglethmp, Dark Hentai God of little slithery orifice-invaders.
"What?" asked Zchthpht, holding up a Bee Gees album. "Yes, I know disco is wrong. That's what makes it right."
"No, not that," said Grglethmp. "Take a look at the sacrifice. I know it fits the laws of irony and such but..."
"HE'S A VIRGIN?!" screeched a horrified Thkthkthkm.
"Like a virgin, ooooh, for the very first time," said Zchthpht, dancing around with his tentacles waving.
"No wonder he's so twisted and depraved," said Grglethmp. "He's impotent and has a couple of centuries of bottled up hormones."
"So - it just makes him a virgin sacrifice," said Zchthpht, still dancing. "Big deal. He's the first sacrifice we've had since those Babylonians got involved."
"N'kshlbkrg, s'tv splbrg," said Slthrge from his wheelchair, making a rude gesture.
"What was that?" asked Grglethmp.
"Never mind Slthrge," said Thkthkthkm, "he's gotten a little senile. Probably still thinks he's back in Ur. Ah, those were some good times."
"Up until the meteor," said Grglethmp. "Well, we're accepting the sacrifice. Now what? Do we materialize in the real world and take these girls in some unspeakable rite?"
"You've got a problem with that?" asked Zchthpht, feeling slightly down that nobody else was getting into the party atmosphere.
"Two actually," said Grglethmp. "One being it's been almost ten millenia. Frankly I'm going to need the old engines warmed up a bit first. Do we even remember what unspeakable horrors we were going to enact?"
"Uhm, something unspeakable, I'm pretty sure," said Thkthkthkm.
"Second," said Grglethmp, "not all those girls NEEDED a transformation item. Check out the little girl with the polearm there. Or THAT one."
"Glglblurp!" said Slthrge, eyes rolling as his tentacles quivered.
"Oh that's just WRONG," said Thkthkthkm. "And as Forgotten Dark Hentai Gods From Beyond, I think we can all agree we're experts on the subject of Just Plain Wrong."
"So what do we do?" asked Grglethmp.
"Foreplay!" exclaimed Zchthpht. "We just get warmed up by playing with the situation a bit. There's enough energy from the sacrifice to manifest to some degree."
"So what do we do with the sacrifice?" asked Grglethmp.
"Give it to Slthrge," said Zchthpht. "He's the Dark Hentai God of Yaoi Tentacle Games Including Bodily Transformations. He could use a new plaything. Then we can get some additional energy from that as long as the old boy lasts."
Happosai apparently woke up during the transport process as his wail of denial suddenly erupted and was just as suddenly cut off.
"So what DO we do?" said Zchthpht. "The boy swallowed a Class One power focus. He's now running away from a large number of magical girls."
"Turn them into panting loveslaves that will enact the Ritual Of Blubllska?" asked Grglethmp hopefully.
"Nah," said Zchthpht. "How about we do this?"
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