Saotome Mana (known as Shevac among killers. It was sort for 'Shit, she's here, evac-BOOM HEADSHOT') was cleaning her new AMR-2, a gift from her beloved husband Ranma (a magnificent gift, given how stingy the PLA was on their modern weapons) when she received a phone call from Nabiki. A good friend, and a useful mediator for her jobs (much better than her sister-in-law Haruna, living evidence you shouldn't leave some things around a little impressionable girl). "Hello, Nabiki-chan. How are you?" she answered. "Wait, why do you want a promise I won't hurt your father too much? I can harm Genma as much as I want? What has the idiot done, apart cursing my husband and got a Chinese killer on his heels? Later..." Mana was getting worried. She was having enough trouble with Shanpoo wishing to kill Ranma and then deciding she had to marry him with enough stalking problems she just couldn't the heart to kill her, what had Genma done now? The Puerto Rican hitwoman wondered if she should break out THAT. "I promise I won't hurt your father too much. No crippling, no killing. Come on, he doesn't use it anymore! OK, no castration either. And I won't hire someone to do it for me." Damn it...
Shanpoo of the Amazons was drinking some tea with her fellow Amazon Ku Fei when she heard a cry of rage, followed by a series of curses in Spanish and English. "What was that?" she asked. "Nothing to worry about, Saotome Mana is just furious." A few minutes later Mana showed up in full combat dress, followed by a bewildered Haruna. "My father in law is trying to get Ranma married with another girl. No killing and castration on the girl's father." she announced. "Any idea?"
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