Ranma in Ash: Tireisas [Episode 196875]

by Kestral

The Professor recorded the details, muttering something under his breath.

Brock began shrinking, becoming thinner and shorter. It looked as if the mass was being mostly redistributed into hair.

Ash shuddered, glad he'd escaped that fate. "So every time his power activates..."

"He'll turn into a girl," said the Professor. "He'll eventually shift back of course. Probably after about four hours. Just imagine the possibilities though. That hot spring inn at the top of Thundertail Mountain for example. To slip into the girls' side and be able to investigate its mysteries..."

The slender young woman parted the hair in front of her face in order to see again, then looked down. "OH MY KAMI!"

"Wow, 54 Double-Ds," said the Professor. "So round and perfect."

"Well, that's a useless spirit-beast," said Ash. "If every time he shifts, he's going to busy himself like that."

"STOP THAT!" said Misty and Misty as Brock started hefting and squeezing.

"Oooh, ahhh," said Brock, ignoring Misty.

"Fascinating data, I simply must detail this thoroughly," said the Professor.

"Yeah, right," said Ash, finding a brochure on the hot springs in a rack and settling down to read it. After all, if he was going to train this body up some hot springs would help deal with the aches and pains involved.

"Ohhh yeah, oh," continued Brock.

Ash began reading. Not looking. Not getting any more involved than he could possibly help. Nope. Hmmmm.

"The reborn warrior is sought, BEWARE!
Their minions gather everywhere.
To enslave those they may entice,
Beware their offers, deny their price."

"What was THAT about?" asked Ash.

"Sounds like used car dealers are after some soldier," said the Professor, dismissing Brock's doggerel as of no consequence.

• Actually Ash/Ranma does figure out the warning was for him.
• Brock's exploration of female anatomy comes to an end as Nurse Nanako and/or Misty and/or Misty interrupt him.
• Misty and Misty wonder what else they can do.
  "Wonder Twin Powers activate!"
  "You are NOT the Wonder Twins," said an unamused Professor Oak. "That would be Nurse Nanako."
  "Excuse me?" asked the nurse in question.
• something else

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