"Dead in the Buzzbreast swarm," Selena stated, a bland look upon her face. "A stinger pierced the elf's heart leading to cardiac failure. All in all a relatively quick death."
Katie nodded at that. It could have been worse after all.
Ranma winced at that.
He had killed dozens of the Buzzbreasts while trapped in the Neko-ken. Not to mention maimed and caused severe injuries to that Thompson kid.
Yet here they were just shrugging it off like it was common place and casual. That death was a fact of live, and nothing to get really excited about.
It was too. It was mind boggling to think of the sheer damage Sabuke's War and that Red Plague had caused. Just the sheer mangling of North America alone was astonishing.
Then there was the recording of the Prussian widow attack. A monstrous spider that killed and killed and killed leaving a blood soaked bath behind it as Pokegirls and their tamers swarmed it trying to bring it down.
Ranma really didn't want to live this world.
"How in the hells are we going to get home," Nabiki asked out loud. "That Luna girl."
Nabiki blushed momentarily as she recalled the quick and dirty make out session they had held in the examination room. It had dulled the need, but already Nabiki could feel her body start to itch. An itch that could only be scratched through some version of sex, hand jobs and on up.
"Mentioned something about chaos magic, a power surge and random probabilities," Nabiki said with a frown. "Too much chaos magic for her to even accomplish even a message home."
"Now that I can provide a suggestion for," Selena the Sorceress spoke up before pausing to light up a cigarette and taking a long drag. "Damn I needed that. Took Amanda long enough to get out of here."
"Right," Selena muttered ignoring the stares of the NurseJoys. "Dimensional magic is high level stuff. Way out of my range personally. You're going to need the help of some seriously powerful magic users. Which needless to say doesn't come cheap."
Nabiki and Ranma nodded at that.
"Not just credits either. They're going to want a lot of favors, errands and other things done as well," Selena pointed out. "That's of course after you find somebody even willing to consider to help that has the skills and mojo to pull it off."
"Becoming Tamers is really the best route to pulling this off," Katie added in a soft encouraging tone. "I doubt you'd be able to raise the funds any other way. Well other than perhaps offering to bare children for the rich and powerful. Pureline humans are extremely rare these days."
The two dimensional travelers blanched at that. Neither of them wanted to become broodmares popping out babies purely for profit.
"That last option would be a no," Nabiki stated in a hard tone. "As in no chance in hell."
Selena just shrugged at that. If a powerful male magic user alongside his harem agreed to help these two out she wouldn't be shocked if he demanded a kid out of it.
"Whatever the theoretical price may be," Selena continued on. "You have to survive to accomplish it."
"Ranma will be starting off with the two girls who were loved balled and an Eva," Katie paused and decided to add on an additional fact. "My younger sister Erin actually. You'll treat her right won't you Ranma."
Ranma nodded vigorously at that, forgetting for a moment just what being a Tamer involved.
"Thank you," the Espea said happily. "As for you Ms Nabiki we placed a few calls around the League and scrounged up an Igglyrunt, Mephitits and luckily a Moogirl."
"Err thanks," Nabiki said trying to picture what each Pokegirl was. Maybe a Moogirl was some type of cow based Pokegirl. Although she was pretty sure that an Igglyrunt would match up to an Igglypuff from Pokemon.
Gods above help her, she was stuck in a hentai post-apocalyptic version of Pokemon.
Selena with a smirk on her face quipped, "Of course stopping the Igglyrunt and Moogirl from singing and dancing all the time might be a problem, then again a good taming would get them to stop. For a time."
"Selena you aren't helping," Katie gently chided her fellow PokeCenter worker. "But anyway you'll definitely want to spend some time in Indigo here gaining experience and raising funds before trying to get to Vale in the Crimson League. It's the highest center of magic in the world."
"Good to know," Nabiki replied. "So what happens now?"
"Once the Loveballs finish and release your sisters we can help them adjust," Katie soothed Nabiki before smiling happily. "Then shopping. All of you will need proper clothing and equipment."
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"Gary, Gary, Gary." Professor Stroak said sadly. The Professor leaned backwards in simple wooden chair inside the interview room contemplating the young man across the table from him.
Clad in a simple and shockingly orange jumpsuit, and restrained with cuffs and shackles Gary Stroak was far from the arrogent young man he had been yesterday.
After all yesterday Gary still had his eyebrows, wasn't missing all but his index finger and thumb on his left hand, and didn't have a long scar crossing his face. Not to mention both kidneys instead of one now.
The young dimensional traveler had really done a job on Gary, followed up by the swarm of Buzzbreasts. Gary had survived though thanks to some quick action by Ash Sexum. The question remained if this was a good luck or not.
"You've got to get me out!" Gary demanded loudly, but his eyes screamed with unsuppressed fear and panic. "I'm supposed to be the next Grand Harem Master not some fuck toy of a man named Bubba."
"Really and why should I?" Professor Stroak asked calmly. "Not only were you an accessory to the Love Balling of two fertile pureline human females, you were moments away from raping another. The Indigo League laws are very clear on this sort of issues."
"But, but," Gary stammered out in a panicked tone. "You're my Grandfather you've got to help. I mean you're famous world over, the League will do what you tell them."
"I am your grandfather," Professor Stroak acknowledged before turning serious. "I failed you Gary. I should have taken you in after my son died instead of letting you live with your mothers relatives. Perhaps I would have knocked the attitude and arrogance out of you."
"No perhaps a long sentence in prison will do you good," Stroak grimaced. "Instead of the waste of resources you turned out to be. I can at least talk the League into some sort of medium security prison instead of executing you as an example."
Gary slumped in defeat, visions of prison life filling his vision before he began to plead. "I'll do anything. Anything at all to avoid that. I want to life."
Professor Stroak sighed once more at that. "Anything Gary?"
"Anything," the young man agreed in a panicked tone.
"Very well," Professor Stroak agreed. "You won't be executed or go to prison. This is goodbye Gary. Don't contact me again."
Getting up and closing the door behind him Professor Stroak grimaced as he considered the fate of his grandson. What an utter waste of potential Gary had turned into, but at least humanity would still get some sort of service out of him still.
Turning the corner into the guard room, Stroak was greeted by the sight of Gendo Giovanni waiting with a pair of identical Purrsians resting on their haunches on either side of the local Gym Leader.
"Gary decided not to go to prison," Professor Stroak stated.
"Very well my men will deal with him," Gendo stated. "I know of several strong willed tamer who shall ensure disobedience isn't tolerated."
Stroak swallowed at that before nodding and left through the open door. Justice was swift and harsh in this world. It had to be for humanity to survive and thrive.
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"Oh my," Kasumi said mildly. "That was a rather interesting experience."
Ranma and Nabiki took in the physical changes the oldest Tendo was displaying after emerging from the Love Ball. Not only had her height increased, shooting her up to nearly six feet in height her breast had grown to remain in proportion with her previous body shape.
"Not to mention I'm rather pinched right now," Kasumi frowned. "Ranma would you mind leaving for a moment."
Glancing at the rather tall and vicious looking nagitana that had appeared along with her, Ranma nodded enthusiastically. "I'll be going now Kasumi, Nabiki can fill ya in on the details alright."
"Ranma," Nabiki spat out. "You coward!"
Ranma didn't bother to reply because the other pokeball pinged and released a very irate and seemingly unchanged Akane. An Akane who held a mallet quiet literally crackling with power.
The door still vibrated in the wake of Ranma's quick exit.
"Nabiki these aren't new fiancee's are they?" Kasumi asked slightly concerned. Although the rather good looking blond having a smoke did look a little old. Not to mention just where Mister Saotome had managed to find the cute looking two tailed squirrel lady. China perhaps.
Akane on the other hand was cursing constantly. "Perverts. I won't give in. Perverts. I won't give in."
Selena sighed. It seemed the former human girl wasn't going to make this easy. In the end she might just need a full Level 5 cycle, it was the merciful thing to do.
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Ranma Saotome's Harem:
Kasumi Tendo, a Demon-Goddess
Type: Very Near Human Element: Steel/Magic Frequency: Very Rare Diet: 1/2 Human Diet plus varying amounts of sex Role: Special Strike Units Libido: Low (Changes to Average or High after Battle Stress) Strong: Vs. Ice, Rock, Poison, Bug, Psychic, Plant, Dragon, Normal, Flying Weak: Vs. Fighting, Fire, Ghost Attacks: Iron Punch, Ice Beam, CrossShield, Metal Sound, Quickturn, Teleport, Absorb, Imitate, Aura Barrier, Power Bolt; All other attacks vary Enhancements: Wingless flight, photographic memory, Enhanced Strength (x3), Enhanced Senses (x5), Enhanced Endurance (x3), Enhanced Agility (x5) Evolves: None
Akane Tendo, a G-Spliced Slicer/Witch
Type: Very Near Human Element: Normal/Fighting/Magic Frequency: Unique {Slicer: Uncommon, Witch: Uncommon} Diet: Human Diet Role: Frontline fighters, Amateur magic-users; aka a knock-off of Magic Knight RayEarth Libido: Average, turns High when excited Strong: Vs. Ghost, Fighting, Normal, Magic Weak: Vs. Psychic x2, Magic, Water, Fire, Ghost Attacks: Slash, Swordwave, Deflect, Counter, Spellwork, Witch's Curse, Barrier, Aura Barrier, Mystic Bolt, Mana Bolt, Power Bolt, Reflect Enhancements: Proficiency with any bladed weapon or anything longer than one foot. Magical Affinity Evolves: Gladiatrix, Valkyrie, Ronin, or Piratit / Sorceress, Enchantress, Elementalist, Tick-Tock
Erin, the Eva
Type: Anthropomorphic - Squirrel Element: Normal Frequency: Uncommon Diet: berries, nuts, common Pokechow Role: pets, guard animals, distractions, and domestics Libido: Average Strong: Vs. Ghost Weak: Vs. Fighting Attacks: Quick, Aura of Cute, Tackle, Leap, Sand Attack, Dodge, Quick Attack, Growl, Leer Enhancements: fur, capability of evolving to an elemental form, Enhance Speed (x5) Evolves: Flarea, Vaporita, Joltina, Solaria, Chippyna, Marmotte, Espea, Umbrea, Evangelion, Omegan, Gel Belle, Glace
Nabiki Tendo's Harem
Unknown, Igglyrunt
Type: Near Human Element: Normal Frequency: Common Diet: fruits and liquids Role: singing, cheering Libido: Average Strong: Vs. Ghost Weak: Vs. Fighting Attacks: Sing, Slap, Screech Enhancements: Enhanced Lung Capacity, Minor Flexibility, Minor Stretch ability, Light Feral Evolves: Jigglyslut
Unknown, Mephitits
Type: Anthropomorphic - Skunk Element: Normal/Poison Frequency: Common Diet: berries, plants, nuts Role: crowd control, chemical industry, in aiding breeders, perfume industry Libido: Average, seasonal peaks Strong: Vs. Bug, Fighting, Plant, Poison Weak: Vs. Ground, Psychic Attacks: Scratch, Tackle, Quick Attack, Headbutt, Spice, Musk Enhancements: Enhanced Olfactory Sense (x4), Enhanced Strength (x3). Musk Glands, Poison Resistance, immune to own musk Disadvantages: Slow Movement, Diurnal, Poor Eyesight Hibernates (in colder climes), limited use of glands Evolves: Skunkette
Unknown, Moogirl
Type: Near Human Element: Normal Frequency: Uncommon Diet: Human Diet Role: dancer, entertainment Libido: Average (High with music and or a Tamer they like) Strong: Vs. Ghost Weak: Vs. Fighting Attacks: Growl, Scratch, Bite, Cheer, Dodge, Agility, Dance, Black Blade Enhancements: Enhanced Endurance (x3) Evolves: None
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