"11," said Ranma, circle kicking something that was mostly mouth and fangs so large it could never completely close that mouth. "12!" Something with a human body except that above the head was a fleshy clamshell with teeth. "13!"
"WINDSCAR!" called out Inuyasha, blowing up another swath of twisted monstrosities. "Hey Kagome, what am I up to?"
"KEEP COUNT YOURSELF!" called back a somewhat-stressed Kagome as she shot another monster. "four"
"(I don't know what you all are talking about,)" said Green Arrow, "(but you ought to freaking concentrate on killing the monsters. I'm going to run out of arrows at this rate.)"
Batman leapt over a piledriver by an ogre, kicked it in the head, swung underneath a mantis-thing's sideswipe that decapitated the ogre, and casually broke the mantis-thing's kneecaps with an extendable baton.
"So what do we do?" asked a recovering member of Sunrise Musume.
"Scream and run away?" suggested another member.
POOM! POOM! POOM! rebutted one of the policegirls, utilizing a Louisville Slugger in a nonregulation manner against various yokai.
"Ken! We need a perimeter containment," said the other policegirl into her car's radio as she stood behind Sakura and a suddenly-much-larger stuffed animal.
"Already on it!" said a voice from the radio.
The great and noble Tatewaki Kuno raised his bokken skyward and then slowly brought it down to point at the massive beast hanging in the sky. "Verily, beast, you hath sown the whirlwind and now face the Blue Thunder of Furinkan. No matter what foul pit the sorcerer Saotome summoned you from - you shall have neither the pigtailed one nor the fair and tidy Akane Tendo!"
The beast simply hung in midair. No doubt too intimidated by his greatness to reply.
"HAVE AT THEE!" declared Tatewaki Kuno as he rushed forward to do battle with this beast.
SPLASH!
Of course, he was looking up at the beast and missed the open manhole in front of him, but that was par for the course.
"Thy dark sorcery shall not overcome me!" echoed from within the sewer. "I fight on!"
"RAGHHHHHHHHHHH!" declared a plant thing as it recovered from being hit by a moving truck and bounced several miles. It wasn't about to confess such, even if it had the ability to do so, but its physiology made it nearly invulnerable to blunt weaponry.
People were ready to panic at its appearance until they noticed the movement rate of the large vaguely-venus-flytrap creature was VERY slow. Instead of running away, the crowd was able to leisurely stroll away from it.
"All right, I'll take it on!" said some girl, stomping forward and over a tentacle.
GRAB! WRAP! SQUEEZE!
"HEY! NO FAIR! I WASN'T READY!" complained the now-upside-down girl as the tentacles brought her towards the maw.
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