"Yes," Mihoshi said. "I am to give three people 'around whom chaos swirls' a wish before I'm freed. Or someone can wish to be a genie in which case I get replaced. After here I go to someplace called the Hinata House and give a Wish to someone named Keitaro Urashima who has even worse girl troubles than Mister Saotome here!"
"Hmmm," said Nabiki distractedly. "I think I've got it."
"You do?" Ranma asked eagerly. "Neveh gunna be a girl again!"
"That isn't the worst of your problems by a long shot," indicated Nabiki with a glance at her manga collection. "Nor is it the worst thing that could happen. What if I were to wish that you were more like one of the characters from one of my manga?"
"Granted. Well, it's been nice, gotta go!"
Nabiki snapped out of her distraction as the girl was surrounded by a glow and she realized this was for real. "HEY WAIT! That wasn't... oh crud."
Worse, her manga collection was now airborne and whirling around. ALL of her manga collection.
WARNING! Dimensional breach imminent! Power limiters one through seven malfunctioning! Limiters eight through nine unable to handle load! WARNING!
"Oh... crap," said Nabiki. She caught a glimpse of a "Dragonball Z" manga she'd been planning on bribing Ranma with. She saw it shred in mid-air, becoming spears of light. One of which struck Ranma and flowed into him.
She caught a glimpse of her "Rosario + Vampire" tankubon before it shredded and she realized that the situation was about to go completely and utterly FUBAR.
Naturally, she tried to grab manga out of the air rather than have things go further to pot. Just the way the lights were flickering, her furnishings were popping out of existence, and a little pig was bweeing in mortal panic as it was caught in a tornado outside her window.
Buffers corrupted! Backups compromised! Wish Limiters Offline. Fifteen Minutes Until Reboot!
Nabiki blinked and double-checked. Yup. There was P-chan, heading up a tornado that was sucking up everything around it.
"Oh my, the laundry!" indicated a tumbling Kasumi as she went up the same EF-5 sized tornado.
Crack!
Nabiki managed to grab a "Ge Ge Ge No Kitaro" out of the air, before looking up and seeing that the sky was cracking open like an eggshell.
WARNING! Multiple Reality Collision! Buffers exceeded! Limiters offline! The Engines Canna Take More Of This!
"I TAKE IT BACK!" yelled Nabiki as loud as she could before a flying copy of "Rose Of Versailles" smashed into her face.
As she staggered back, Nabiki blinked as several things connected in her head. Her hair wasn't even being mussed up. The wind wasn't touching her. Even as pieces of house were torn free around her - the events didn't seem to be able to touch her.
When the floor went sliding away into the vortex, she was able to leap clear but discovered that the ground was open beneath her and she was falling a bit more than just from the second floor.
"MY PANTIESSSSSS!" cried out Happosai, trying to gather the silky things being sucked away.
Reboot Required. Please Stand By.
Nabiki landed on a solid surface but it took her an additional few moments to realize that she hadn't been blinded. It was simply there was no light. No sound.
Rebooting. Buffers corrupted. Original save file lost. Restoring.
"Hello?" asked Nabiki, wondering what that not-voice was saying. It sort of made sense.
Rebooting. System dfsfeagelheimers. Prepping. Assembling. Compiling. Everyday I'm shuffling.
"Hello?" asked Nabiki. "I'd like to register a complaint!"
Wish granted. World rebooting.
Main Character: Ranma Saotome
Species: Saiyajin
Classification: Jerk With A Heart Of Gold, Martial Arts Prodigy, Shonen Protaganist.
"Oh, that's not good," realized Nabiki.
Wish specified by Nabiki Tendo.
Species: Normal Human
Classification: Monster Bait, Frequent Victim of the Week
"Oh crap," repeated Nabiki.
World restarting. Series involved: Ranma 1/2, Dragonball Z, Rosario + Vampire-
"Oh CRAP," said Nabiki, realizing what her chances as a normal human and monster bait was in that kind of world. Wait? 'Ranma 1/2'?
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