Stop & Find: More Places We Ended? [Episode 208077]

by The Demented Redhead

Earlier…

Imagine if you would, a young man. This teen was pulled from his comfortable… I mean, he was ripped from the world he knew, dragged into a mystery, literally wrapped in a box, and pulled into a sliding stream of time, space, and energy.

The exit is unknown.

The time it will take to reach it is also unknown.

The natural human reaction would be fear, rage at what has occurred.

“YA~HOOOOOOO!” Ranma cried, riding on his belly down the winding river of light at breakneck speeds.

True, he should have been worried. Would he get home? Where was he going? What awaited him?

Would there be fiancées or worse … fiancés there, waiting for him?

But those thoughts weren’t on his mind. All Ranma cared about at the moment was he was on something that felt like a water slide, male, and on his stomach.

He was milking it for all it was worth.

And thus, as he careened down the slide of space-time towards some unknown destination, he took as much enjoyment in it as possible. In his limited view at the moment, it wasn’t like he’d never get back. It was his face on the box, after all!

For now, he was free and enjoying the ride.

What could happen? Surely the Gods of all reality, even the great Kami-sama themselves, would allow him this joy.

Then he saw the exit … which looked like him.

And he wasn’t slowing.

In fact, he was going faster.

Shrugging, Ranma put both hands forward, reinforced his body with all the ki he had, and hoped for a grand entrance.

Well, he hoped he didn’t land on a female who was either a tomboy or looking for a hunk like him.

Sadly, Ranma never learned the problem with tempting Fate.

Well, maybe he would by the time the Box was created and dropped in the past of his world.

• Welcome to the New 52, Saotome, and Earth-1.
  “Helena, did this guy just land on us? You know what this means?”
  “We slaughter the fool for groping us on a beach?”
  “Actually, I was going to let him go farther. Kal really hurt my social life.”
  And he just landed on Earth-2’s Supergirl and Robin.
• He lands on a new world.
  “Hello, traveler., I am King Claudus of—”
  “AHHHHHHHH!”
  “… Jaga, is he well?”
  Thundercats on the run, making the Nekoken loose!
• A land with tons of plumbing but no toilets.
  “… Ranma; why are there hundreds of thousands of green pipes but no toilets or sinks?”
  “I don't know... but there’s fungus and turtles everywhere! Hey! LOOK! There’s some guy! Can you help us mustached man?”
  “Okie-dokie!”
  “Thanks! Just who are you anyway? I’m Ranma.”
  “It’s a ME! MARIO!”
• He lands in a galaxy far, far, away.
  “Hmm… Where am I?”
  The droid released several noises.
  “… Yeah, I don’t speak TV. Hey! What are you doing with that tazer!”
  Ranma plus droids never ends well.
• In the lab of a blonde woman.
  “Jinkies! It worked! Hyperspace can be expanded to actually break through the barriers of realms! I’m such a genius!”
  “Gina, you didn't just do this to find new hunky guys, did you?”
  “… No…”
  “Then how do you explained the pigtailed guy?”
  “… Good Karma?”
• “Hmm, this ain’t right,” Ranma muttered. “Something is going on here…”
  “Maybe we landed in nowhere…”
  “Perhaps, Voice in My Head From Too Many Head Shots. But where?”
  “If I knew, so would you, Else I would not be some figment of your mind.”
  “True … but figment is too big of a word for me to know! Who are you!? Where is the Voice!?”
  “You shall never know! BWA HAHAHAHAHA!”

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(Posted Wed, 23 May 2012 02:32)

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