"Nrut otni a namuh!" Ranko shouted and gestured at P-chan.
And with a poof, he transformed into a human.
A naked human.
A naked, FEMALE human.
A cute, naked human girl with black hair that hung down to her shoulders, and with a yellow, spotted bandana hanging around her neck.
She blinked.
Akane pointed her finger at the new girl. "Um, Ranko... P-chan was a boy just seconds ago..."
"Oopsie," Ranko giggled. "I guess I should have been more specific..."
"And couldn't you have conjured up some clothes for her?"
"Well, this spell doesn't include any clothes, just the transformation..."
Ryoga was torn apart by her feelings. For one, she was glad that she had turned back into a human and at the same time, that Akane didn't find out she was P-chan. On the other hand, she was ashamed that she was sitting in front of Akane, wearing nothing but her bandana.
Okay, she had done the same back when she was P-chan, but at least she was a pig.
Now what was she supposed to say?
"Bweeee..." she spoke up, then quickly put her hands on her mouth.
"Oh yeah, and apparently, the spell did not affect your piggy's speech... she's still going to snort and squeal," Ranko said.
"Poor, little P-chan..." Akane said and stroked the new girl's head. "You must be completely confused. I mean, not just being turned into a new species, but also a new gender..."
For now, Ryoga wished nothing more than to get out of here, to get some clothes and to be turned back to normal... in that order.
"She must be freezing, maybe I find something in your closet, Akane..." Ranko said as she jumped off her bed and walked over to where Akane kept her clothes.
"W-wait, why don't you just turn her back to normal?" Akane wondered.
"Aw, c'mon," Ranko smirked. "Can't we leave her like this? I mean, it's just like having a slumber party, and you need at least three girls to make it fun, don't you?"
"Well, she definitely won't be able to make any intelligent conversation," Akane grumbled. She then got hit in the head with a t-shirt Ranko had thrown at her. "Hey!"
"Go on, she needs some clothes," Ranko said while throwing some shorts into Ryoga's lap. "Or do you want her to freeze?"
Akane pulled the t-shirt off her head and frowned. "No underwear?"
"It's not like she's going to wear it for long," Ranko smirked.
Akane sighed. "Oh well, all right..."
And she tried pulling the t-shirt over Ryoga's head.
The bandana-clad girl jumped back in surprise, keeping her private parts covered with her hands. "Bw-bweeeee!" she squeaked. She didn't know what was worse: To wear girl's clothes or to be dressed by Akane.
"Oh, come on, P-chan, it's just some clothes," Akane said impatiently. "You can't say like this, you are going to catch a cold."
'She has a point there...' Ryoga thought to herself. 'And my old clothes probably wouldn't even fit me anymore.'
In the end, she reluctantly put on the t-shirt and shorts combo, although she wished Akane had given her at least a pair of boxers.
"Wait," Ranko grinned and pulled something out of her bag. "Let's put her hair into a ponytail." And she bound Ryoga's hair with the scrunchie she had. Afterwards, she stepped back and took a look at her handiwork. "Well, how do you like it?"
"It's a bit short... but it looks good on her," Akane smiled. She took a hand mirror and hold it up in front of her feminized pet. "Here, P-chan, take a look."
Ryoga looked into the mirror... and a cute, pony-tailed girl wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and a t-shirt looked back.
It was also pretty obvious she wasn't wearing a bra, the way her small, but perky breasts pressed against Akane's shirt. If this girl wasn't her, Ryoga would probably have developed a nosebleed on the spot.
"And what now?" Akane asked.
Ranko smirked. "Now we're gonna have a PILLOW FIGHT!"
Both Akane and Ryoga blinked at her.
The young witch giggled. "Just kidding! But how about some sandwiches?"
Akane frowned. "Ranko, we've just had dinner..."
"So what?" she asked. "I still could eat a horse!"
Akane sweatdropped. "Right, I forgot who you are related to..."
Suddenly, someone knocked at the door. "Akane, Ranko-chan, is everything all right? Did I just hear another voice in there?"
"Oh great, that's Kasumi," Akane hissed. "She can't see P-chan like this... quick, turn her back to normal..."
"No time for that," Ranko whispered and pushed Ryoga into Akane's closet. "Quick, go in there!"
And just when she had closed the closet behind the boy-turned-piglet-turned-girl, the door opened and Kasumi came in.
"Now that's strange," she murmured and looked around the room. "I thought I heard someone else's voice..."
"Ah, what voice, oneechan?" Akane grinned sheepishly. "There was no one here besides us, really, no reason to be suspicious..."
"Oh... but why should I be suspicious, Akane-chan?" Kasumi smiled. "I just wanted to tell you that if one of your friends had unexpectedly come over for a visit, she would be welcome to stay for the night. But, since there is no one here, obviously..." She shrugged and turned around to leave. "Good night, Akane-chan, good night, Ranko-chan!"
"Um, good night, oneechan..."
"Good night, Kasumi!" Ranko smiled.
When the door closed behind the eldest Tendo daughter, both girls let out sighs of relief.
"Well, that went smooth," Akane muttered. "How was I supposed to know that Kasumi wouldn't have minded if she saw P-chan?"
"Still, it would be rather weird having to explain her why she'd only speak with grunts and snorts," Ranko chuckled.
"Yeah... maybe you should better turn her back to normal now."
Ranko nodded and went to open the closet. "Okay, P-chan, you can come back... out?" She stared in confusion when she opened the closet and found nothing inside but Akane's clothes. "Akane... she's gone!"
"Gone?" Akane asked in a worried tone of voice. "What do you mean, gone? My closet has no secret doors, she couldn't have left."
"Well, she's definitely not here anymore... what if she somehow got herself lost?"
"But that's horrible, Ranko!" Akane gasped. "She knows nothing about being a human... she must be out there, completely scared out of her mind, not even able to communicate with others... who would want to take her in?"
Ryoga-chan looked around in confusion. The last thing she had seen was that the young witch-girl that looked so much like Ranma had pushed her into Akane's dark closet, and when she turned around, she found herself in another place, still dark, but definitely not a closet.
She gasped in surprise when she collided with something big, soft and round. "Bweeeeee?"
The huge pig standing in front of her turned around its head. "Bweeee?"
'That's... Katsunishiki?' Ryoga wondered. 'But... how did Akari's sumo pig get into Akane's closet?'
"Who is there?" a female voice suddenly came from outside. "Who's there in the stables? I'm warning you, my pigs know sumo..."
The stable door then opened and Ryoga saw none other than Akari Unryu standing in front of her.
Akari blinked in confusion when she saw the pony-tailed girl that was leaning against her sumo champion, Katsunishiki. "Who are you?" she wondered. "And what are you doing with my pig?"
"B... bweee..." Ryoga said. She couldn't really say anything else.
Akari frowned. 'Why is that girl making pig noises? Is she trying to make fun of me? But... wait a minute...'
She walked up to Ryoga. "You... are not a normal girl, aren't you?"
'WHAT?' Ryoga thought. 'How could she have known?'
Akari smiled. "It's true, isn't it? I mean, you obviously aren't used to wear normal girl's clothes, you are nervous in the presence of a human, and you can only talk like a pig... it's really quite obvious. You have been raised by pigs, haven't you?"
Ryoga's jaw was ready to hit the floor. "BWEEEE??"
"I'm right, aren't I?" Akari asked. "I knew it! Oooh, this is so exciting... but what am I saying, you probably don't understand a word I'm saying... but where are my manners, why don't you come inside? I know you're used to staying with other pigs, but it's much warmer in the house, you'll see."
Not seeing any reason to protest, Ryoga just followed along, hoping that she would soon wake up from this strange dream.
"You're wearing a cute bandana," Akari smirked. "You remind me of someone... how about I call you 'Ryoko-chan'?"
'My life is hell...' Ryoko mentally groaned. 'Ranma... or whoever you are, crazy witch girl... THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!'
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