Sailor Mercury nodded. "Yes. That IS a Tyrannosaurus Rex. This specimen is an adolescent male, 6.4 meters long, currently travelling at 17 kilometers per hour. This is fascinating!"
"HAH! Foul Sorcerer, your beast shall not harm the fair Akane! I shall smite thee!"
Ranma's response, which was to deflect the strike and kick Tatewaki Kuno in the head, was quick and efficient.
"WAGH! WHATISTHIS?! GETTITOFF!" said Sailor Neptune, all elegance falling away as something grabbed her chest and began fondling and squeezing like a Tokyo grocery shopper checking out the produce section.
As Happosai did what was natural, leaping and fondling and squeezing, the Sailor Senshi defense fell apart.
Ranma waited until said little guy was leaping from one target to another and the big lizard was in the process of lunging with gaping jaws at one of said Senshi.
KICK CHOMP SWALLOW!
Cologne, Soun, and Genma held up cards marked [9.0] [7.2] and [8.1] as the tyrannosaur apparently swallowed Happosai.
"RANMA! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO..." Akane's voice trailed off as the tyrannosaur began making hacking noises.
"GRAAAAA!" yelled something else.
"Oh, that's right, they're pack hunters," said Sailor Mercury as two others came out from other points nearby.
"happo fire burst, times four!" came a voice issuing from within the adolescent T.Rex.
KA THUMPF
The adolescent tyrannosaur staggered and fell over.
"owie" said something inside the fallen tyrannosaur.
"I fight on!" said Tatewaki Kuno just before he was stepped on by the adult tyrannosaur.
"MARS FLAME SNIPER!"
"JUPITER THUNDER DRAGON!"
"dead scream"
The adult flailed and went down, one leg blasted and singed. It struggled to reach its attackers despite that until another "dead scream" aimed at the top of its head stopped it.
Ranma stood atop the remaining tyrannosaur. "Think tire-anus-or tastes like chicken?"
"Well, at least we won't run out of food," said Ryoga, pulling bandanas out of the various wounds he'd made. And Akane will see what a good provider I am.
Ignoring Ryoga going off into a dream of himself and Akane acting out Adam & Eve scenarios (mainly because Ranma wasn't a telepath) Ranma focussed on something else. "Uhm. It's dead already."
"We're waiting for the monster to come out," explained Sailor Neptune as she and Uranus kept an eye on the adolescent's corpse.
"Oh," said Ranma, accepting that. If they wanted to blast the old lech, that was fine.
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