Well, what did you expect? She IS the goddess of pleasure AND it has been more than 3,500 years since she last got any from anyone BESIDES her sister and co-wife Sehkmet...
And a tail could only scratch a certain 'itch' for so long, before loosing it's potency...
Bast decided she should get a few 'arrangements' set-up before she brought Ranma to her little place. Let him get used to his werecheetah form for a bit. That way, he would be more than prepared for when he'd have to put his new body through its first major 'workout'.
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Meanwhile, on earth, Ranma was getting used to his hybrid form. Looing down at himself, he was surprised at hiw he was so much powerful and different-looking like this. He was dressed in a white t-shirt with the GD logo on the back, black spandex pants. Finding pants that would be tight in all the right places was a challenge but he knew he had to do it, if he wanted to dress like Britanny Elin Diggers, his role-model. He had specially-designed running shoes. Finding ones wiht teflon soles was proving to be a real challenge, so he spent the majority of his cash he had hidden from Genma on those sneakers. And to finish off the ensamble, Ranma put on a small eye-mask. That guy in the tuxedo and cape he 'borrowed' it from wasn't going to need it. Even as a werecheetah, Ranma was sure someone, somehow MIGHT recognize him. So better have more of a disguise.
Standing tall and proud, Ranma smirked. "Hold onto your hats and glasses people of Japane! Your newest hero is in town! I! AM! THE WERECHEETAH!!!"
*ZIP! ZOOM! ZING!*
And Ranma was off like a rocket!!!
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The Senshi were in distress, (as was usual with them). They had no clue how to handle this new Dead Moon Circus Youma. I mean, it was a HUGE tunafish. How were they supposed to fight the Youma when none of them wanted to touch it!? It was slimy and smelly like, like... Well... FISH!
"HA HA! Surrender Sailor Senshi!" Fish's Eye laughed. "Your precious world will soon belong to the Dead Moon Circus when we find the Golden Dream-"
*CRACK!*
The Senshi winced as Fish's Eye was sent flying with a wicked roundhouse kick. They were even MORE surprised when the peron that had kicked Fish's Eye was... Eating the Youma!?
"HEY! STOP EATING THAT THING! DO YOU KNOW WHERE... It's... Been?"
The Senshi stopped and stared at the werecheetah that had just finished eating the Tunafish-like creature. It pat its stomach and let out a burp. "Ah... Tasty." Standing up, it saluted the Senshi. "Well, thanks for the snack! I'll be off now!"
*ZIP! ZOOM! ZING!*
And off Ranma went, sending fish bones and Senshi skirt alike flying from the wind-speed of his run.
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Currently sitting on the roof of a building, Ranma was pleased with himself. he had done pretty well for himself on his first day of the 'job'. He had helped the Sailr Senshi and gotten a snack. He had then stopped a bunch of Shadaloo agents from getting drugs into the country. After that, he destroyed some Demon and saved the life of a Devil Hunter. And after that, some Demoness named Mara was after some sweet, innocent girl named Megumi. Well, Ranma had shown her why no evil will be done as long as the Werecheetah was in town!
Oh, and can't forget that quick trip to Yokohama. There was such an alien revolution going on, that Ranma had to destroy at least five space-hip made of wood just to get the invading armada o turn back and leave earth alone.
Oh well, he had done a lot today. Probably more than any of the modern-day heroes have in their entire careers. And that made Ranma feel proud that he was finally making a positive difference.
Ranma was then surprised as the area around him disappeared. When everything came back into existence, Ranam realized he was in a totally new place. The floors made from smoothened limestone were polished extremely well. He could see himself. There were drapes and furnishings of all sorts everywhere, drapes made from the finest silks he had ever seen. The furniture was either made from some of the nicest, healthiest, most incredibly polished woods he had seen. Cherry, Redwood, Oak, Sicamore. All incredibly carved pieces. And to top it off, in the center of this one huge room with all these fine things, was a water-fountain. But not just any fountain. The center of the floor was a bit with the water flowing freely from a golden statue of a cat, and there were water-lillies floating on top of that water.
Ranma realized one thing. This room alond probably had more riches than the entire nation of Japan had tucked away in the national treasury and savings. Hell, just owning a piece of furniture from this room would make him one of the ten wealthiest men in Japan!
"I'm glad you like the room." Came a voice. "These arrre my private living quarterrrs."
Ranma looked around. Seeing no one, he moved to the other end of the room, as that was the general direction he heard the voice come from. When he had gotten there, he was even further impressed. It was a sleeping arrangement of some sort. Ranma couldn't really call it a 'bed'. It was an arrangement of silk and satin rugs, blankets, and lots and lots of fluffy pillows.
And layind down in the center of it was a cat-like woman. She was covered compeltely golden fur, (though she had the straightest black har on her head) she had eye mmake-up on, and was wearing the thinnest white silk robe he had ever seen. It was so thin that it was practically transluscent!
Ranma had to turn away as he could feel a nosebleed coming on. He could see she wasn't wearing anything underneath the robe.
Bast smiled. He was really acting so cute.
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