"I heard that!" Akane cried. "Don't you have enough girlfriends!?!"
"I have enough fiancees."
"Oh, but a guy can't have a enough girlfriends!?!"
Geez! Ranma was surprised by how about right that sounded. Having a harem was beginning to sound attractive.
"Ranma!? With yet more females!?!" Kuno's righteous outrage did little to mask his jealousy.
"Don't worry, Kuno, you won't miss none of the action."
"What is that!? You wish me, Head of the Noble House of Kuno, to be voyeur to your dissolute assignations!?! En gard, knave!"
"I don't want you to be a peepin' tom at all," Ranma laughed.
But the martial artist was too distracted by the perversion he entertained. In shades of first meeting, the bokken met his nemisis's neck. Only the martial artist's reflexes kept the evidence of the blow to only an angry red welt.
"That's it." Ranma got serious. "Remind me why I shouldn't have no guilt! You deserve the taste of your own medicine, you smug idiot!!" He was able to deflect the next sword stroke away. But he wasn't able to knock it from the samurai's hands. Kuno was motivated beyond his usual skill level.
In the next minutes, surrounded by Furinkan classes, it was a classic battle of unarmed warrior against swordsman.
"Okay, I'm waitin' for the water! Where's the water?!" The man was developing a sweat.
"I'm not helping you!" Akane told him.
"I've got a thermos of cold water," Nabiki called out to him.
"Of course you do! I ain't that desperate, yet! Hiroshi? Daisuke? The first one of you that can splash me with cold water, gets to meet his perfect girl friend!"
(Posted Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:35)
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