"Who said that you would defeat me? Only the most worthy of females can even think of being a match for Tatewaki Kuno, the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High!"
"Of course, I can defeat you, you jerk! But I don't want to be "worthy" in your dumbass eyes!"
"Ryoga, remember: Be nice!"
"Ah, yes. The lady doth know how unworthy she is to even look upon my magnificence." It was sweet music to Kuno's ears.
"Aa! He only hears what he wants to hear!"
"You knew that. But it's only as a girl you can really "appreciate" it," said Ranma, teaching the latest lesson part. "That's why we need to go on a date with the noble nimrod."
"He's too annoying to want to be around."
"My very presence she finds disturbing."
"I won't go on a date with him! I'd rather be a pig."
"+Choke+ a woman who lacks self-esteem. Just because she-"
"Oh, SHUT UP!" Both martial artists cried.
"Ryoga, you'll come around to my plan, I'm sure of it, old pal. But first...Kuno, you think I got a spell over your Pigtailed Girl. If you pay for this date, I'll give your that spell."
"The, the very spell that-"
"Yep, the same spell used on this babe!" Ranma acted as a salesman with a demonstration model.
"Ranma!" Ryoga cried as his arch-foe squeezed her physically and psychologically sensitive breasts through her coarse shirt.
"You are no gentleman, Saotome," the samurai said as his nose began to bleed.
"No, I ain't. And you'll be on my date to see that I ain't." He turned her enough to reveal a well-rounded asscheek as he lifted her hem.
"Ranma, get your hands off me," Ryoga warned. Her trust in Ranma's plan was eroding fast.
"With the Jusenkyo spell, you can have your girl that'll do whatever you want her to do." His rough hands grabbed Ryoga's groin.
"You've gone too far, Saotome!!" Ryoga swung; Ranma ducked; her blow struck the samurai. Kuno went down in a stream of blood.
"You did beat Kuno in a fight," Ranma said, looking at the unconscious swordsman. "I guess he's obligated to date you, now, Ryoga, whether he accepts my deal or not."
"Actually, Saotome, I believe my master had passed out before he was struck," Sasuke said, evaluating the situation. "The sudden loss of all that blood from his massive nosebleed was too much for Master Kuno."
"Yeah, well, I guess it's for the best. After all, I can't tell him the girl under the spell'll do whatever he wants her to do, if Ryoga goes and shows the words don't mean what I want him to think they mean.
"Ryoga, I want to...What?" He looked down. "He's out, too?"
"I believe all that blood upset her," Sasuke said, looking away from the disheveled figure on the ground.
"Aw, man...If you can't take the sight of blood as a girl, what's gonna happen with your first period?" Ranma said, placing his Chinese shirt over Ryoga's exposed womanhood.
(Posted Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:02)
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